Blimpus

A large, fat man who whines and moans about being obese, but does nothing about it.

James is such a Blimpus.

by Gollum May 28, 2006

to blimp

to put on prodigious weight; to become massively obese; to blow up (not explode)

At her wedding, the bride said, "As a condition for accepting this ring, I promise never to blimp on you."

She blimped herself into a trailer park elephant fart breath sow.

by Barney Vincelette October 17, 2007

Blimp Option

A northern english term used to describe a better decision. It stems back from when a Bradford City football (soccer) game sold out of seats. The commentator joked about how he would use a blimp to see the awesome match continue before his eyes if he did not have a seat. The other commentator laughed and the term soon became frequent in Bradford City chants and other every-day usage.

Cop 1: FUCK! hes getting away

Cop 2: oh dear lord, hes actually lost us!

Cop 1: if only we had been able to us that damned blimp option..

Cop 2: shit i know man.. i know..

Cop 1: next time ey?

Cop 2: yeah..

by The Lockwood March 2, 2009

Blumpff

The sound made by a loose vagina queef.

Dude, that girl's vagina just went blumpff.

by Storytime March 19, 2013

Blimp Shot

A long range shot in Call of Duty: United offensive (Base Assult) usally across a map from a tank or Flak 88 in effort to cover a plant in a base, kill another 88, spawn kill, or open an enemy base. This name is from |CZ|zBlimp who knows mostly all of these types of shots.

Example 1
|CZ|SMOKE: How the hell are they hitting our 3??
|CZ|N@cho: Thats a Blimp Shot

Example 2
|CZ|Trooper: They are opening our 1
|CZ|BAMA: Yep, zBlimp is on the 88 again

by |CZ| Dr. Nick June 16, 2008

Blimp Jousting

When two portly, naked, upper class gentlemen engage in the ancient and noble game of jousting with their reproduction appendages in one of their finely adorned bedchambers.

'My word, you're looking splendid this evening Lord Hardwood! Shall we lose these garments and retire to my living quarters?'

'Indubitably good sir, Blimp Jousting is it?'

by Beenie Blackbuckles October 12, 2011

Lard Blimp

1. Object or person that consumes large amounts of fattening products, making them so very large resembling a blimp.

2. Blimp that carries lard.

3. Michael Moore

"Daddy, look! It's the lard blimp!"
"No son, that's just Michael Moore."

by Agressor May 17, 2006