Blawrg

A word to describe complete randomness

The sound alien-parasites make

-silence-

Person 1: "Blawrg"

Person 2: "????"

Person 1: "What?"

Person 2 "What was that?"

Person 1: "Blawrg"

by Nick the Rawrberry June 11, 2010

Blawne

(pronounce b-laa-ow-n)
1. Hair that isn't blonde, but isn't brown either
2. An adjective/noun/verb that can be used to describe/be/do anything. Literally.
3. Blawnie- A cross between a blondie and a brownie (don't try this at home).

2. Kyona: Way to go Lilly that was such a blawne pass!

Lilly: Hey, not my fault I don't play blawne!

Hayley: Guys, just blawne it back over here; we can start over.

by imablawnie May 11, 2013

Blawzer

To receive a dynamite blowjob, sucking of the meat cane.

She had a shite arse, but fuck me she could dish out a top notch blawzer

by SmoothOperator October 27, 2018

blawgh

The same as a blog, but usually said with venom, intesity or anger. Also known as revenge-blogging, bitch-blogging or, well, most of LiveJournal.

Idiot: "Oh YEAH?! Well, you just WAIT til I put that in my blawgh!"
Person: "Your what?
Idiot: "MY BLAAAAAWGH!!111!one1eleventeen"

by Billy's Box of Worlds June 4, 2005

blawgentary

Commentary relating to legal-social dilemmas in the form of a weblog.

Dr. Shute's blawgentary offered a poignant example of relaxed lawyer discipline.

by LawyerEthics May 21, 2004

Blawp

the sound of semen hitting a face

Sally: Hi Ted

BLAWP*

Ted: Sorry.

Sally: I need a tissue.

by Jorje Chang March 30, 2011

blawn

a kid in art class who draws better than anyone else and is the art teachers pet. this person is always male and brunette.

The Blawn in our art class is Jonah!!

by hummingbird717 November 16, 2011