When the effects of alcohol far exceed that of the standard beer goggles. Usually the 10 to 15 minutes before you pass out when you'll shamelessly hit on anything.
by Switch January 22, 2005
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'I can't believe Dave Bowers just totally gave his girlfiend a Spanish Blindfold - she was balllldeep blind!!'
by Will Atkinson March 13, 2008
Get the spanish blindfold mug.It is what happens when a man ejaculates on a female's face, and it gets on her eyelids. She is unable to open one or both of her eyes.
by Hefe317 October 26, 2008
Get the Vanilla Blindfold mug.The act of sitting on a woman's face with your testicles covering her eyes (like a blindfold) then proceeding to take a dump on her head.
by El Gringo the third March 8, 2009
Get the mexican blindfold mug.Meaning a male who has not yet had sex by the age of 20 or later.
Many choose to remain a Blandoc for a period of time that they see fit (for many, this means until they are married, or find someone they love), others are a Blandoc due to not yet having had the chance to lose their virginity. A Blandoc is often seen as a rare and beautiful thing.
1. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are waiting for true love.
2. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are so socially crippled that whenever they are around the opposite sex they begin to hiss and fart uncontrollably.
3. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are too young.
4. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are waiting for marriage.
5.A man who has not been penetrated. He can be identified by the presence of a Buhymen or Mangina(usually).
Many choose to remain a Blandoc for a period of time that they see fit (for many, this means until they are married, or find someone they love), others are a Blandoc due to not yet having had the chance to lose their virginity. A Blandoc is often seen as a rare and beautiful thing.
1. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are waiting for true love.
2. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are so socially crippled that whenever they are around the opposite sex they begin to hiss and fart uncontrollably.
3. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are too young.
4. A Blandoc who has not yet engaged in sex because they are waiting for marriage.
5.A man who has not been penetrated. He can be identified by the presence of a Buhymen or Mangina(usually).
1. I am a Blandoc because I'm waiting for my true love before I have sex! I also believe in unicorns.
2. I am NOT a Blandoc! Does cyber-sex count?
3. Dude, I know you like Blandocs, but checking out the pre-schoolers is both creepy and illegal.
4. I'm a Blandoc because God doesn't want me to have sex yet. He also wants you to give me five bucks.
5. I'm a Blandoc because there way to many video games to play still,
2. I am NOT a Blandoc! Does cyber-sex count?
3. Dude, I know you like Blandocs, but checking out the pre-schoolers is both creepy and illegal.
4. I'm a Blandoc because God doesn't want me to have sex yet. He also wants you to give me five bucks.
5. I'm a Blandoc because there way to many video games to play still,
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