Befundled

The act of being so surprised that the penis gets erect but only 2 inches, this is extremely rare in young and older males

Wow! My teacher was befundled by my absence!

by PutterBeanut April 27, 2022

Bafonkled

When you are wasted and can’t think of a word to make it sound like you are not quite wasted

Bitch I’m not wasted, I’m bafonkled

by probablycass November 25, 2022

befungled

To be sodomized in sleep by leprechauns

"Man I could almost swear I was befungled last night."
"I woke up to the smiling faces of leprechauns who must have befungled me last night."
"I snuck into my sisters room and watched her get befungled."

by Jacob Ahlfield May 1, 2006

befungled

confused or bewildered

I am befungled all the time by G Dubya.

by catdancing May 27, 2007

Befongle

to lightly molest or to touch when not wanted

That boy better not befongle me again or ill pop a cap in his ass!
I saw your mom befongling kids by the park.

by JiLeet December 1, 2010

befoozled

Amazed beyond anticipated expectaions

Dude, that blind date last night totally befoozled me

by Michael Milano/Matt Roderick January 19, 2009

befondled

To be surprisingly fondled in the genital area or region.

I gave that fat girl a hug and she befondled me

by Hooligan DZ November 9, 2013