Bearstantial

adjective that describes the proper amount, size, portion for a bear.

Oh no, a bistro won't do. I'm hungry. PLOISE I need something more bearstantial!

by AussieGingerBear July 31, 2016

bearsome

A cat, often very pretty but always very mean. Likes to suck people into petting her, then she bites them. A bearsome almost always has an angry look on her face, most likely because she hates the world.

That bearsome just bit me!

by Bearsome fearer August 19, 2006

make bears

Taking a poop (going number 2).

Lexalynn: Oh man! What died in the bathroom?!
Lanalin: Sorry, I ate a burrito at lunch and had to make bears.

by Lanalin November 15, 2005

chicago bears

who dennis green thought they were

"The chicago bears are who we thought they were!"

by mark twain racist March 7, 2009

berenstain bears

something that doesn't exist. it's not real. it is made up. it is a lie.

hey man have you ever seen the berenstain bears?
wtf are you talking about?

by bulldop April 6, 2017

bearsuit

1. a bear suit, outfit or costume.
2. A spazz band from Norwich whom enjoy dressing up as bears.

bearsuits will take over the world!

by colly October 23, 2003

drop bears

relatives of the koala, indigenous to Australia...these are the scariest most insane creaters in the world. Largely unknown to those outside Australia!

The bloody drop bears mate...betta whatcheself-

by herbiewa May 4, 2004