BagelMeal

BagelMeal- A cup of oatmeal with peanut butter honey and protein powder made by someone who used to own a bagel store. BagelMeal has no real meaning and it was originally used a comeback to someone who plays magic cards and couldnt handle the fact that he got called out on it so his comeback was "Bagelmeal"

"you know how tommy used to make bagels...and now..he makes oatmeal..WELL ITS CALL BAGELMEAL"

Bagelmeal can also be used for owning kids, getting drunk or for absolutely no reason.

Greg: Did you tell Tommy about the BagelMeal Chris?

"ah dude I totally sat on that parking cone last night when i was Bagelmealed"

"you guys going out tonight? im in the mood to get fuckin bagelmealed"

by LATAKED April 11, 2013

Suffern Bagel Shop

The act of fucking someone in a jewish summer camp, with snickerdoodle iced coffee in place of lube and through a bagel, preferably everything.

Griffin: Did you get with that jap last night bro
Noah: Yeah man I gave her a suffern bagel shop
Griffin: That's gross man I hate bagels

by EliteSquall January 2, 2015

Bagerger

a trashy, ugly girl who also has a very unlikable personality. The term (pronounced buh-gur-gur) was first made famous in upstate New York but sadly the bagerger epidemic has spread worldwide. Luckily most bagergers are fat and easy to get away from. However if you do need to get a bagerger's attention, they answer to the call of "here gergie gergie" or "yo i got free food over here".

If you see a bagerger, kill it on sight. Do it for the good of the world.

by Prince_Of_Kingston November 20, 2013

Sneaky Beagle

When you're having sex and your dog sneaks up behind you and licks your balls

Joe was bangin out the old lady last night when his dog came up behind him and gave him the old Sneaky Beagle.

by snoogans213 July 26, 2011

Bagel Belt

A predominantly Jewish neighborhood in an established urban area.

You gotta drive to the Bagel Belt to get good lox and corned beef!

by rlr4818 October 4, 2008

Bagel Bag

Similar to a douche bag but a bagel bag because this person is similar to a stale bagel. No one wants a stale bagel, therefore a douche bag can also be called a bagel bag because no one wants a douche bag.

Person 1: Oh my gosh! I can't believe he dumped me!
Person 2: I know Becky, he's such a bagel bag!

by bunnyrabbit999 December 31, 2012

Winter Bagels

What it sounds like to say Winnebago wrong.

Instead of saying he saw a Winnebago, the bitch said winter bagels instead.

by Michael Randy “crust” Jackson July 26, 2020