ballmerism

A crazy action performed by Steve Ballmer, the 2nd CEO of Microsoft. He is known for his outbursts of humongous energy.

The tech industry has gotten more serious, now that the constant stream of Ballmerisms has stopped.

by Fire_Snyper October 12, 2015

Ballmer

When you stick your finger up your asshole and shove it down someone else's mouth.

"Oh man, I totally ballmered my friend Bill last night"
"Really man? That's fucking disgusting."

by TheBiggerC September 28, 2020

bawlerdawg

A badass.

Neo is such a bawlerdawg, dogding all those bullets.

by MaL01001187 October 25, 2020

Bawler

Reference to a cow or heifer making a load noise. Young female who complains or cries a lot.

That Bawler won't shut the **** up!

Even them cows don't make as much noise as those Bawlers.

by Rodeo7 October 1, 2022

Balmering

Typically a tactic used by narcissists and individuals with bpd, they involve themselves into situations with other people to make them as complicated and ignorant as humanly possible, and then claiming to be a victim. The individual that causes Balmering in a situation is usually the self appointed victim and needs attention to comfort the insecurities and deep self loathing. Balmering is commonly used when cheating on a partner, cheating in life, being better than everyone, seeking attention and some business situations.

Wow, she sure took the balmering to the next level.

Why does that guy not have friends anymore?

Ohhh, he’s known for Balmering situations.

by Imthatguy75 November 6, 2025