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Batwing Balls

The long fold of scrotum that grows over time as a man grows older.
Example:

Sylvester: Hey honey I’m feeling a little frisky. How ‘bout we roll in the deep together?

Helga: are you fucking kidding me? How can I even fuck that limp pole when you have batwing balls the size of a shower curtain?! 🦇
by Oscart Mattball May 17, 2022
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Batwing Jumper

I look pretty hot in my Batwing Jumper, I hope no one realizes its actually a non-water proof poncho!
by James -_- March 29, 2010
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Operation Batwing

Operation Batwing is a group of visionaries in their twenties, set out to stop the movement of women blindly flocking to uneducated/unemployed shithead males, with no desire to improve one's self.
Operation Batwing

Guy #1:"Hey isn't that your friend Susie, she's cute."

Guy #2:"Yeah, and of course she's with that 35 year old that's laid off from Taco Bell and milking unemploymet. I dunno why girls just gravitate to guys like that."

Guy #1:"Yeah you're right, we better just go home I have to be up early for school...these med classes I have this semester are no joke, plus it's no use anyway chicks love guys that wear wifebeaters in public for some reason."

Guy #2:"Right on I'm with ya, I have this really important meeting early I don't wanna be late for."

-Batwing was founded upon the principles of stopping this very situation.
by Brad Wyatt December 23, 2005
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Half-Caf Batwing

When its hot and sweaty and your scrote gets stuck to your thigh, but just one side. Beeeyotch!
Damn this heat, I got a half-caf batwing goin'
by its426 October 22, 2003
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Inverted Batwing

Sideways fisting both someone’s pussy and asshole while falling out of a plane upside-down and wearing a Batman mask.
To interrogate criminals, Batman often employs the use of the Inverted Batwing.
by Mememaster76 October 9, 2017
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Inverted batwing

A combination of the angry goat and the batwing where a male bends over and stretches his scrotal sack behind each thigh.
Holy shit guys did you see that inverted batwing that joe did in class?
by Rikdadik69 February 4, 2021
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Casting the Batwing

Casting "THE BATWING" Occurs on special occasions and festive holidays when one purches on a bed with the outer leg extending across to the adjacent bed side table. In an attempt to show flattery the male takes his BallSack in both hands and ---STRETCHES---it as taught as possible making his Sack appear semi-transparent. The light from the bed side lamp then shines through the BallSack casting it's glorious shadow upon the unsuspecting...
CASTING THE BATWING
I was feelin' O-SO-FRESH last night and decided I was going to take our relationship to the next level.. So I called my girl into the back room and stopped her short with "THE BATWING"....And there it was, shadow casting down upon her in all its vany glory!
A single tear rolls down her cheek as she replies "I Do!"
by DumpsterFire911 January 7, 2026
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