bater's block

like writer's block, except a condition where a person is unable to procure an appropriate fantasy while masturbating.

Winston's been in the shower for about half an hour now, he must have a case of bater's block.

Sorry about taking so long in the bathroom, I had some bad bater's block. It was probably because of that Golden Girls marathon I just watched

by Nicklovin March 8, 2009

Battery Operated Boyfriend

When a girl dreams of a boyfriend, but cannot get one, so resorts to a vibrator.

Aha that ugly lass Sheila's got a BOB (Battery Operated Boyfriend) cos she can't find anyone lol

by TheDiamondGhast September 16, 2016

battery hoarder

Someone who goes to great lengths to preserve battery life on a mobile device such as a tablet or smartphone. Often they have their brightness extremely low and always clear multitasking

Will, I can't even see your screen it's so dim, you're such a battery hoarder

by cesamos November 19, 2014

batergacken

cool, wild, gnarly

“that’s so batergacken, bro!”
“that is the most batergacken car I’ve seen in awhile.”

by batergacken September 6, 2019

sham bakery

One way to get away with selling pot to the general public. You set up a bakery where you sell regular baked goodies out the front door and drugs out the back. Or you can sell pot-infused goodies out the front door, too.

“I'm not a dealer, I'm a mother who happens to distribute illegal products through a sham bakery set up by my ethically questionable CPA and his crooked lawyer friend."

-Nancy Botwin, Weeds

by i<3weeds August 15, 2009

double-door bakery

Simply Pooping on the vagina then perform sex....the next time she goes poop she will poop out both ends.

Susie enjoyed her double-door bakery the next morning.

by Bill Dance September 30, 2006

Battery in your back

1.Convincing a weak minded individual to handle a confrontation for you, usually through violence.
2. To persuade a individual to accomplish a task they were previously unaware of; or procrastinating on.

"I put the battery in your back", now go do what needs to be done.

by Rapwell617 December 9, 2008