A once yearly event when a male travels to Brighton located on the south coast of the U.K. and receives anal sex by 26 other men and a midget in a single day.
Keith: I have entered the Brighton Marathon next year.
Alex: Me too. I do the Brighton Marathon every year! It makes my eyes water sometimes!
Alex: Me too. I do the Brighton Marathon every year! It makes my eyes water sometimes!
by JonnyFirePower September 20, 2012
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boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed
boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.
boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.
boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.
boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.
by Sexydimma March 16, 2013
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by JADE*** afi February 12, 2005
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Known for its SICK ASS sea wall and awesome houses on ocean ave.
Known for its SICK ASS sea wall and awesome houses on ocean ave.
by dizzy-dave January 27, 2011
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Pronger should have been brightlined for stomping on Ryan Kesler's leg, but the NHL didn't have the balls to follow through.
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