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barbershop remorse

The sense of regret you get after getting a new haircut, either because the barber screwed it up, or because your hair looked better before. Usually overcome in a day.
Jim felt a strong sense of barbershop remorse after realizing that a mohawk probably wasn't the best cut for his job interview later that evening.
by dabbleinstocks December 4, 2016
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barbers

an adjective saying that a person is telling a fake story for his/her own reason..
somtimes telling a story to show off or to be prestigious.
Juan is barbers, he tells his own story even his story didn't even happen...

Paulo is also barbers, his story is different from Juan's even though the story never even happened..

Juan tells that John stinks and dived into a creek.
Paulo tells that John stinks and took a bath.
John doesn't stink at all..
by kingkongmokonggunggong June 10, 2009
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Operation Barbarossa

When your ex-husband and his tight-bodied bitch of a new girlfriend tie you down to a chair and force-feed you Totino's Pizza Rolls until you throw up.
Ever since the divorce, being given an Operation Barbarossa is the only thing that gets me off.
by Cherojack January 7, 2017
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barbertress

Friend: Hey are you going to get your hair cut?

Me: yes, by my favorite barbertress
by Toriisthesmartest June 27, 2019
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Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop

The act of placing a the base of a Play-Doh Barbershop figure just inside someone's sphincter, then they defecate through the holes in the toy's head, ideally with a soft consistency stool.

Similar to Canadian spaghetti.
I played Canadian Play-Doh Barbershop with my girl last night. Her shit came out all stringy.
by w.b.m April 16, 2008
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Barbarossa

The reason why Germany lost he second world war.

Barbarossa was the name of the operation in 1941 where Germany attacked the soviet union. Their objective was to capture Moscow before winter which they failed at and froze to death... kinda
After operation barbarossa failed- Hitler in the bunker to his generals: "YOU NOOBZ!!!! YOU COULDN'T EVEN GET TO ZE CITI BEFORE DAS VINTER!!!"
by Roy Shein June 18, 2016
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barbershop

something dane always says for no reason
nobody:

dane:barbershop
by ananaksnsjf March 1, 2019
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