Barry Bee Benson

our all seing lord and saviour. bow down to him and worship the true god

i worship barry bee benson

by swegmasta420blazeitqwikscoper February 27, 2017

bannon

v. as in "to bannon." 1. the act of attempting to suck one's own dick and failing; 2. the act of attempting to suck one's own dick and failing miserably because it's too f*cking short to reach beyond your pubic hair; 3. the act of attempting to suck your own dick but failing so miserably because you can't grab on to balls you don't have in order to wrestle your genitals into your yapping maw.

That guy was bannoning so hard I feared Trump would stick a golf tee in his ass and play through.

by TommyRocket July 27, 2017

tugger benson

wanking... you call it someone who bates profusely and has 'wankers walk' often complemented also by 2 inch thick specs but still cant fucking see

(shouted from accross the street) oreet tugger benson ... you off to a mass debate then son ??

by Kreaper February 10, 2009

Dunn Benson

A Dunn Benson is a term that is usually unheard of for a black pickle or a crap.

Setting: Family dinner
Ian: oh my stomach hurts :(
Katie: have you taken a Dunn Benson today?
Ian: no :(

Katie: that will make your stomach ache go away.
Ian runs into the bathroom

Katie gets a text. It's from Ian. There's no toilet paper in the bathroom.

Setting: Facebook IM between Ashley & Anders
Ashley: uggghh your so annoying!
Anders: what's your problem?!
Ashley: What's my problem! *rants*
Anders: Your being such a Dunn Benson right now.
Anders logs off Facebook

by IDavies32137 June 29, 2011

Bannonism

The pseudo-art of defending someone or something that has no soul or substance, that which is utterly indefensible.

Bannonism strikes again, he’s hoping you’ll be fearful enough and stupid enough to buy his nonlinear and psychotic bullshit.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 12, 2017

bassong

A descriptive verb for spectacularly fucking something up.

"He was clean through on goal, keeper beaten, but totally bassonged it over the bar"

"So, I was sitting there chatting to this really hot girl, everything going great guns, when she touched my knee and, bassong! I came in my pants"

by Malkatraz May 12, 2016

Olivia Benson

The name of Taylor Swift’s second cat. She is spunky and sassy and can sometimes throw things off a table, or chew up a toy. They say she likes to do bad things. Her sister is Meredith Grey, Taylor’s other cat. Olivia Benson is a character on Law in Order SVU, that Taylor Swift named her cat after. Now Olivia Benson, the cat’s, favorite show is Claw in Order SVU

Austin: “Is Olivia Benson hungover Taylor?”

Taylor: *laughs* “She is always hungover.”

by Swiftie +13=ME October 21, 2018