Lip Balming

This is where the guy uses only the tip of his penis and rubs it around the lips of the vagina.

After skiing Sierra had chapped lips below but her boyfriend Was just Lip Balming her so it's all good.

by That nasty January 21, 2014

Ballmash

Verb.The act of corn dogging someone, followed by a sac-tap. No simultaneously but with a good 10 minutes space.

Aftermath: Hillary Clinton sized balls.
Hey lets go ballmash Dylan, because he's poor!
Yea, or Bartholomeus because thats a cool name.

by Michaelpwns May 15, 2007

balmung

In Norse mythology, it is the sword Sigurd used to kill the dragon Fafnir. The sword originally belonged to Sigurd’s father Sigmund, who pulled it out of the log where the god Odin had thrust it.

Pull Balmung out of the Log!!!!!

by yepyep April 13, 2007

Steve Ballmer

A fat sweaty twat...
He is also the CEO of Microsoft.

"Look it's Steve Ballmer, slating yet enough successful Apple product."

by Jakey-Mckenzie August 6, 2008

balamuc

Romanian word describing a state of general confusion. Also used to describe a mental institution.

Romanian only :
Luni dimineata, un birou oarecare : 1 angajat munceste, unu vorbeste la telefon, alti 3 rad de cel care munceste.
Seful intra: "Ce e balamucul asta??"

by 9ball February 12, 2008

Balumpus

The god of farming; also, the god young men pray to when trying to get laid.

Dude, I prayed to Balumpus last night, and that slut Carrie gave me a blowjob!

by Froat August 12, 2007

Bajumbus

Anal Crong

you are such a bajumbus

by Roogistar December 3, 2020