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a person who smokes weed.get it? you know, like to go get baked, or toasted
that dude is one cool baker...i wonder if he will bake with me?
Baker by sheaspeck May 14, 2005
verb. when a person either adds, comments on a status or picture of someone they have no idea who they are on Facebook. This is often a synonym for the word "creeper".

noun. A picture of someone, normally fat, who takes a picture of them self with their webcam trying to look huge when they clearly aren't in real life.
v. Hey Christian just bakered your sister.
n. Wow, you're picture is such a baker.
baker by anti-baker July 30, 2010
Someone who takes gas station hot dogs from the rollers without ever offering to pay for them. This person is usually overwieght without knowing it even though it's painfully obvious to others.
Noun: That guy is a real BAKER, look at him over there staring at the roller grill.
Baker by oscarmeyerweinertheif December 7, 2010
douchebag that has a reciding hairline and has a small penis
Baker by XXXthemanXXX April 22, 2010
A individual who is in terrible shape. Bakers are overweight and have rashes all over their body. Their eye region is covered with flaky dry of dead skin. They do no enjoy showers or hair cuts. Because of this they have some serious stink and hair that is usually down to their shoulders. They never wash their hair and after a few days bugs and chewed peices of gum find their way into the forest of fur.
Baker by Joseph Parie March 4, 2009
A stalker who uses his disgusting, dandruff filled cooking to get into their victim's home. Once the victim has eaten their cooking, which they have dosed with sleeping pills, they are free to "touch" in any way they pleasure.
Tell your girlfriend to watch out, i heard that guy is a Baker
Baker by Logan Hira March 5, 2009