balian

balian has a fat shlong and he gets all the pussy in the world

oh my god have you seen balian’s dick it’s so huge-said candice

by Jamal and Tyrone May 5, 2021

ass balance

When to many overweight individuals take the same flight, the flight crew must split the larger individuals evenly on both sides of the aircraft.

Flight attendant 1 - "Why are we flying sideways?"
Flight attendant 2 - "Time to complete an ass balance"

Nate - "How is the ass balance going?"
Ed - "Ass Balance?"
Nate "*Mass"

by Slarge January 13, 2012

Baisano

Dígase de un hombre entre 15 y 30 años, con tendencias de izquierda liberal y a veces marxista. Empatizan con el feminismo, los inmigrantes y son acerrimos esbirros del judío internacional.

compañere1: oye, ayer fui a la asamblea de las cabras sobre la heteronormalizacion fachopatriarcal. Estuve dos horas pidiendo perdón por ser hombre
compañere2: ah, pero que buen baisano eres

by choroydiccionarista April 18, 2019

Ballantines Day

Instead of spending February 14 with a lover/partner, you spend it alone with a bottle of Ballantines scotch whiskey.

Herb : Are you taking the mrs out for a romantic valentines day dinner?

Murray : Nah mate, I don't celebrate that hallmark holiday. I'm celebrating Ballantines Day instead.....probably won't be in to work tomorrow....or in a relationship.

by The Cunning Gunt Shunter February 13, 2014

baelani

THE MOST WIFEABLE BEAUTIFUL, AMAZING, AND & TALENTED HOTTEST FUCKIN CUTEST QUEER RAPPER/SINGER EVER SHE FUCKIN WIFEY

Person 1: who dat chick from cali with the tattoos
Person 2: OH SHIT! You mean Kehlani "BAElani"
THATS WIFEY

by The Future Buttmann June 3, 2018

Bailing

To leave a group of friends, social gathering, or other such event with little or no warning or reason why. To bail.

Dude, I can't believe you're bailing already. It's not even midnight!

by J. Wolf April 16, 2005

Balanced Craftwars

A game where you will lose 30 years of your life to get 2 angelic orbs.

Random person 1: I got Bene
Random person 2: DM
Random person 3: Slide
Random person 4: Slide please i need bene :sob:
Random person 5: omgfirebiome

Balanced Craftwars

by A person who play videogames June 5, 2022