Alphy Dumpy

An alphy dumpy is someone who's face looks completely morphed or mutated.

Ronnie-hey man, did you see see that guy over there?
Jeff-yeah dude hes an alphy dumpy

by Revansmask June 19, 2010

erotic asphyxia

Having a choking fetish

Yeah I was having sex with this girl and she told me to suffocate her a little. She had a kink for Erotic Asphyxia

by tumblrfckedme October 27, 2013

autoerotic asphyxiation

cutting off the air supply during sex or orgasm, can be fatal if not careful

fun to feel so high from sex

by bettie February 2, 2004

Auto-erotic Asphyxiation

When southerners see a truck so large that it takes their breath away.

"Officer, this man was found next to his spilled sweet tea. He has a stain on his pants and appears to have suffocated naturally. Looks like another case of auto-erotic asphyxiation."

"Thanks, Doctor. That jacked up Ford F-350 with the truck nutz must have driven through the neighborhood again."

"Shoo-dang!"

by Shagatron May 6, 2014

Dual-Erotic Asphyxiation

The act of two people suffocating and pleasuring one another at the same time.

Lan and Vianca performed dual-erotic asphyxiation to the point that they both almost passed out from both the lack of oxygen and pleasure they were giving each other.

by Ni hao billy October 31, 2011

Asphyxiation

Noun; Asphyxiation

1. Death by strangulation; ergo blockage in air passage.

2. Incapability to breathe; inevitable death if prolonged.

Patient 6.0.3. died of asphyxiation at exactly 3:13 in the evening.

by TeenCoffeeAddict October 15, 2017

asphyxi wank

The act of having a wank while asphyxiating one's self ala Michael Hutchence. Good times.

Jeremy had grown old with wanking. He'd tried all types. Regular wanks. Danger wanks. On buses. Trains. Bikes. All types. Now it was time to move onto the ultimate wank. The Asphyxi Wank.

by Pat Sharpe April 21, 2006