aktard

A person who derives vastly more enjoyment from drawing people into his tiresome rants than actually participating in whatever he is ranting about. Named after a participant on a well-know automobile club racing forum who spends five days complaining about tiresome minutiae for every two days racing.

"Man, this forum needs more racers and fewer aktards."

by Club Racer December 7, 2006

astarion

A sassy, drama-queen, baby girl vampire spawn

(Also my love)

Astarion approves.

by Serly September 14, 2023

asaroso

A Spanish slang word meaning bothersome, annoying, etc. This word may also refer to a person who is bad luck or brings bad luck to someone.

Bob- Can I please have those $20 i asked you for?
Juan- no.
Bob- please?
Juan- no.
Bob- pleaseeeee?
Juan- damn man que asaroso que eres!

by cuernu January 18, 2008

Antarctican Nosering

When a someone's scrotum is cut off and placed/pierced in their nose.

Billy got caught drinking, his mom was so mad that she gave him an Antarctican Nosering.

by deadbeatdad44 May 13, 2008

asatru

Old Norse word meaning "true to the Asa(Norse Gods/Goddesses, also called the Aesir, collectively)". It is the ancient warrior religion of early Scandinavians and is still practiced today. The most well-known of the Aesir are Odin and Thor.

Gods and Goddesses of Asgard, grant my sword your strength.

by Asatru Follower May 14, 2005

antarcticock

1. The act of chilling one's dick in a bucket of ice before entering a woman.

2. Freezing one's dick in a block of ice. . .

3. One who fucks icebergs.

As he was preparing to surprise his girlfriend by performing antarcticock, he discovered new meaning to the phrase "blue balls."

by President George Washingdick March 4, 2011

Asar

Asar is one of the best Creation of Human existence ever. He has a Physical Stature of a Greek Good his body is so attractive it could make any female have an Excruciating Orgasm with just a light glance. Coming in at 6"7 he has the perfect height and his ever translucent abdominal muscles chiseled work of art . He has a personality of a Demi-God always the funniest a d most jubilant person in the room being the centre of attention by even Girl by just hearing his sophisticated voice get dripping wet.

Last but not least Asar's penis is the pinical of human species on Earth with a translucent a d Omniscient shape and size which is uncompherendable and the size with defy the laws of Newton Gravity and space and time this mystery the best quantum Scientist couldn't even get close to estimating even 1% of the length

Asar : Hello I'm Asar

Every female being in a 100 mile radius : *dies from his orgasmic aura*

by Jésus Gonzales February 11, 2021