asspony

To describe something as really fantastic and fun.

I haven't had that much fun in a long time! That party was totally asspony!

by The Notorious Anonymoose February 14, 2008

Asspoint

the combonation of your viewpoint and your aspect.

from my asspoint...he's some fine looking eyecandy.

by betty levelheaded June 19, 2012

assPod

n. Obnoxious overly high-tech person who insists on conspicuously using or ranting about yet another needless elitist tech gadget OR the device itself.

Bilbo: Let's go to the pizza place with wifi and order off their web site right from the parking lot.
Fred: You're such a f-ing assPod.

Gary: If Bilbo shows me one more time how many songs he has on his iPod, I'm gonna shove it up his butt and turn it into an assPod.

by Duglass January 2, 2009

asspole

1) Person who has ass with pole in it. Most times fags or metrosexuals.

2) In games, can be used as another term for raped.

3) Someone who is an asshole.

1) Billy is gay. He got asspoled last night by Bubba.

2) "Damn man you got asspoled last round!"

3) Dave was being an asspole yesterday.

by Fernandez January 18, 2006

asspon

a tampon used in the male butt whole.

an asspon is used for males when they have the squirts.

by Danlewis January 8, 2007

asspockets

They are segments of a fart released in succession in order to stiffle the devastating effect of noxious, anally released, gas.

"You guys sure are lucky I dropped those asspockets, and not the whole fart."

by Adam-Bomb September 21, 2008

asspoundee

An asspoundee can be defined as any person who owned stocks during the February 27 2007 trading session, when the Dow Jones crashed and suffered a historic drop of over 400 points.

Goddam I felt like an asspoundee when I was margined to the hilt and lost all my money when the markets crashed on February 27 2007!

by DP Ludwig December 14, 2008