assnuts

The testicles that descend from one's anus.

Dan's assunts always get in the way during sex.

by Joseph K. Gunger September 30, 2003

Assput

The act of slamming your ass onto someone's penis, usually painful.

"Damn man, that bitch gave me an assput! There was blood everywhere!"

by Tardstroker May 21, 2010

asscuterie

Vile untruths and/or billshit spewing from someone’s mouth.

Politicians say anything to get elected even resorting to asscuterie during elections.

by Latoleo October 7, 2018

asslutely

When an "ass" man says absolutely it comes out like this.

Frego the ass-man said "lookit her with that great ass! I asslutely want to get her # and text her!"

by KrizziKat March 29, 2020

assgut

When you're so fat you have a duplicate belly hanging over the back of your pants

I gotta stop eating pizza three times a day, i'm getting an assgut

by Polygons January 27, 2015

assnuts

The area of the human male that contains the anus, testicles, and everything in between.

I bent over to get my ben and Dave kicked me right in the assnuts

by logan December 21, 2003

assbutt

someone who is such an ass that he/she needs to be called an ass twice.

"parvati cheated on his girlfriend 5 times!"
"man he's such an assbutt!"

by breastitch May 10, 2014