Assfield

Its a womans ass that is rather large with an unmeasurable circumference and diameter, but the woman stil manages to fit in some skinny jeans

Luke:"DUUDE!! look at that girl, talk about Sexy in the skinnies!!"
Laurence: "uhh thats my next door neighbor, She's such an assfield!!"

by ToxicXRainbows February 25, 2010

Assiety

Assiety:

The extreme and urgent anxiety that your butt hole feels when you're about to lay major eggs in your pants. Derived from anal anxiety.

Assiety is a registered trademark of What What in the Butt Inc.

Chad: Guys... after eating all that sonic, i really need to lay some major eggs...
Joey: DUDE! you have a bad case of assiety!

(ring... ring... ring... ring...)
Josh: uhhhhh helllo???
Lionel: What up dude!?!?! you okay?
Josh: Man, I've been on the pot allll day. This assiety won't calm down!!
Lionel: I hope i can't catch assiety through the phone.. i gotta go.

Monty: Get out of the bathroom... this assiety is about to explode!!
Carlos: right meow????

by TheRealAnalLeakage June 5, 2011

Assfirmation

When someone farts and looks around to get affirmation that others experienced the gas.

Eric farted a quality silent puff of gas and looked around for assfirmation.

by ERIC Jenson March 3, 2014

Assfire

Diarrhea

The Taco Bell gave him assfire

by Ardvark123 January 9, 2015

assfish

Not as bad as being an wordassclown/word but worse than being an wordasshat/word.

You made out with my sister? Assfish!!

by SlyVenom September 29, 2003

assficionado

(n.) an ass connoissuer or admirer, stemming from the word aficionado, meaning enthusiast.

Jim Bob surveyed all the hot chicks in the discotech, and--being a master assficionado--decided to take bootylicious Veronica home with him for a nightcap.

by evil little monkey June 20, 2005

Assifier

A passifier for the ass. Basically used by business executives who really need a passifier, but who also need to carry-on a conversation at the same time.

We were happy to know that Buford was using his Assifier during the meeting.

by Viking Guy May 16, 2007