asscorn

the popcorn that falls under your ass when you are in a theatre.

Dude, stop eating that nasty asscorn!

by cheesemaster February 19, 2005

asscone

an emoticon made when a "<" and a "3" are combined to form a sideways heart, used to express one's love for another. The result appears to be a cone covered with an ass.

I asscone my family a whole lot.

by Me December 9, 2004

asscoustics

The tone and pitch at which your fart sounds.

Man, I farted in the church pew and the asscoustics were heavenly!

by 556boyer April 24, 2011

asscrown

A king of asshats, usually refering to someone that goes beyond the extreme in terms of asshattery / the most douchebag person you know.

Guy: "Man, You are the king of asshats... You're an asscrown!"

by DeadEndX May 5, 2009

assclown magnet

A person who by bad judgement or misfortune is terminally surounded by assclowns.

Damn I must be some kind of assclown magnet. I got Chris sitting on one sid and shane on the other. I must have really done something bad in a preivous life

by Some Dude August 27, 2004

assclown

a man who overestimates his importance in anyones life, has left a mark on society in the form of a stain on its undergarments and often goes by geeky names like "grax" in chat rooms

The assclown is lonely because he mistreats others.

by ccccccccccckat June 6, 2012

asscork

Idiot or moron: a slightly superior tone is implied.

That asscork 'poljana' needs to get a life!

by GeekNDS March 13, 2008