Assblasting

Assblasting is used before another bad words

"SHES SUCH AN ASSBLASTING ASSHOLE"

by The random hobo under your hou September 11, 2019

Assblast Asphyxia

Putting your bare asshole over someone's nose while they are sleeping causing them to wake up from lack of oxygen.
When they wake up, you fart.

Paul passed out the other night from drinking too much bourbon so Randy decided to throw down the assblast asphyxia. Unfortunately for Paul, Randy had some Taco Bell earlier that day causing him to shart all over Paul's face.

by jeffreybruce June 4, 2009

Assblasters Syndrome

An unwelcome case of particularly explosive diarrhea.

"Sorry about your toilet bowl. I had a harsh case of Assblasters Syndrome."

by Beertaco420 July 21, 2021

assblasting bitchaloid

Basically someone who has no qualities of understanding that its not the best idea during the time, but you go with it anyway cause you have no concept over how to be a "responsible adult" and you bitch about anything because your in a position of power.

Example:

God that Donald trump is an assblasting bitchaloid!

by maxwhite July 27, 2017

assblasted

when shit goes wrong

you've been assblasted
Did you hear about tht guy that got beat up, he got his shit assblasted.

by yungNikkaTyronnBiggums February 2, 2019

assblast

Cumming so much in a girl's butthole, it pours out.

Five minutes later, the assblast filled her up like a red solo cup.

by sospedecial January 31, 2017

Baja Assblast

When the cashier at Taco Bell blasts you ass with Mountain Dew Baja Blast.

Can I get a Baja Assblast to blast my ass?!

by One Chosen By The Gods August 25, 2021