asphyxiwank

noun & verb. The act of asphyxiating oneself close to death whilst masturbating for the thrill of it. A fetish that can sometimes go a little too far by accident, leading to death.

Derived from "asphyxsia" and "wank" (British term)

The Conservatives cannot effectively comment on corruption, since they became the party of cash-for-questions, the extramarital affair and the fatal asphyxiwank

by Dijital-JB May 17, 2006

Asphalteroid

An object, usually a rock, that hits the front of your car. As these projectiles are usually unavoidable, any scratch or dent they may make must be accepted as a scar of city driving.

"That dump truck was dropping major asphalteroids."

by Steve Capstick June 27, 2006

Ashy Run

When you have to leave to go somewhere quickly and you're not ready ( Like the grocery store or the hospital. ) You just go, usually wearing pajamas with no bra or panties/boxers...and most of the time looking ashier than Flavor Flave.

"Honey, we're out of Pampers..."

"WHAT!!!? Alright I'll just throw my hoodie on!"

"But you've got slippers on!!!"

"I know, it'll just have to be an Ashy Run!"

by Dani3ll3Ny November 10, 2012

Alphy

He is a kind loving person who is a leader and has no fears.He also loves a jokes and some he pulls insane jokes off.

Alphy is the best

by Bangerpierson November 17, 2020

ashy to classy

used to describe going from broke and not having the time or funds to worry about superficial things like your appearance. To living luxouriously, with class, money. Being able and having to maintain a good image.

ashy referring to ashy and dry skin

Biggie: I like this young man, because when he came out, he came out with the phrase: He went from ashy to classy.

by unknowwn2700 November 1, 2021

Kissing asphalt

To be dead, unconcious, or in any other state which would involve your face against the ground.

#1: "That kid is such a little bitch, I should kick his ass."
#2: "Don't bother, I already sent Brad after him. He's probably kissing asphalt by now."

by Mr. Booyah July 31, 2010

eating asphalt

Slang for being thrown from a motorcycle and hitting the pavement, sometimes face-first.

The way that dude rides his bike, it won’t be long until he’s eating asphalt!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2021