Asian parents will always be hyopcrites, and you can't do anything about it. Reasoning with them will result in an one-hour lecture about how tough THEIR life was. If you get below an A or B you will recieve a beating, confiscation of your things, a beating, and an insane amount of work on that subject. They will also yell at you in public and embrass you in AN INFINITE amount of ways.
by ArtificialItelligienceDataSys May 26, 2010
Get the Asian Parentsmug. The main cause of dispair in most asian teenagers' lives. Here are some major characteristics of asian parents:
1. They still enforce a FUCKING BED TIME for their children, even if they are in high school.
2. They almost never give their children money.
3. Whenever their kid gets a gift or money from someone else, the parents usually gives them to someone else.
4. The only hairstyles allowed for their children are bowl cut and buzz cut.
5. They force their children to do work and chores all day when they just watch asian movie series all day long.
6. The mom often bitch slaps her child when the child did something wrong" ie. spilled a couple of drops of milk on the floor. The dad punches/whacks/shoves intowall until the child starts crying for similar "offenses".
7. Anything lower than an A is considered a failure. If an asian child gets a B or something, he/she expects a beating at home.
8. There is no such thing as a good grade in an asian home.
9. Typical home made asian cuisine is rice, fish, chicken, and vegetables. Except that they are all poorly cooked and taste worse than partially digested milk.
10. If a male asian teenager's parents see him so much as TALKING with a girl, they will accuse him of having sex with her even if he was merely asking her for something like homework.
11. Asian parents often treat their children like they are 5 years old and claim that they do so because they "care" about their children.
12. They usually speak in Engrish.
1. They still enforce a FUCKING BED TIME for their children, even if they are in high school.
2. They almost never give their children money.
3. Whenever their kid gets a gift or money from someone else, the parents usually gives them to someone else.
4. The only hairstyles allowed for their children are bowl cut and buzz cut.
5. They force their children to do work and chores all day when they just watch asian movie series all day long.
6. The mom often bitch slaps her child when the child did something wrong" ie. spilled a couple of drops of milk on the floor. The dad punches/whacks/shoves intowall until the child starts crying for similar "offenses".
7. Anything lower than an A is considered a failure. If an asian child gets a B or something, he/she expects a beating at home.
8. There is no such thing as a good grade in an asian home.
9. Typical home made asian cuisine is rice, fish, chicken, and vegetables. Except that they are all poorly cooked and taste worse than partially digested milk.
10. If a male asian teenager's parents see him so much as TALKING with a girl, they will accuse him of having sex with her even if he was merely asking her for something like homework.
11. Asian parents often treat their children like they are 5 years old and claim that they do so because they "care" about their children.
12. They usually speak in Engrish.
Examples of asian parents:
1. Dad can I go watch a movie with my friend? It's saturday.
No! It already 10:30! Get to bed NOW!!!
2. Mom can I have $2 for lunch today?
No go earning it yourself.
3. Mom why did you give my gift card away to some random asian dude?
Because you don't are needing it.
4. Dad: I give you haircut now!
Kid: But my hair isn't even long.
Dad: I don't care! You look like girl! Come over here before I take away you TV and compute privalwoeigb *privaleges*awoiwebgio(word to complicated to process)
5. Dad can I go outside for a while? I just finished a whole SAT.
No! Go do another!
6. Self explanatory
7. Kid: Oh fuck I just got an 88 on my math test.
Friend: You're fucked when you get home...
8. Mom can I go hang out with my friends I just got a 100 on my math test!
Why you no get extra credit? Stay home and study so you get extra credit next test.
9. Self explanatory
10. Mom: Who you talking to on phone?
Kid: Nobody
Mom: Let me listen *snatches phone*
Mom: *in phone* HARRO? WHO THIS?
Girl: Ummm... hi
Mom: *hangs up* Why you talk with girl? You get in bed with her?
11. Dad can you please stop peaking into my room?
No. I have to make sure you no using drug or do illegal things.
12.
Put some suntan rotion on you skin so you no get skin cansa!
You must show me compute history every day so i making sure you no looking at irregal web site!
Why you no get 100? When I little kiddie I arways get perfecting test score with extra credit addeding to score!
I hate you! You no never behaving, always thinking about play. Arr you thinks about are eat, sreep, game. Why cannot you act rike the perfected kid that I wanting you to be? You just an razy stupiding kid who cannotingedry act applopliatery and you justing never not no study!!!
1. Dad can I go watch a movie with my friend? It's saturday.
No! It already 10:30! Get to bed NOW!!!
2. Mom can I have $2 for lunch today?
No go earning it yourself.
3. Mom why did you give my gift card away to some random asian dude?
Because you don't are needing it.
4. Dad: I give you haircut now!
Kid: But my hair isn't even long.
Dad: I don't care! You look like girl! Come over here before I take away you TV and compute privalwoeigb *privaleges*awoiwebgio(word to complicated to process)
5. Dad can I go outside for a while? I just finished a whole SAT.
No! Go do another!
6. Self explanatory
7. Kid: Oh fuck I just got an 88 on my math test.
Friend: You're fucked when you get home...
8. Mom can I go hang out with my friends I just got a 100 on my math test!
Why you no get extra credit? Stay home and study so you get extra credit next test.
9. Self explanatory
10. Mom: Who you talking to on phone?
Kid: Nobody
Mom: Let me listen *snatches phone*
Mom: *in phone* HARRO? WHO THIS?
Girl: Ummm... hi
Mom: *hangs up* Why you talk with girl? You get in bed with her?
11. Dad can you please stop peaking into my room?
No. I have to make sure you no using drug or do illegal things.
12.
Put some suntan rotion on you skin so you no get skin cansa!
You must show me compute history every day so i making sure you no looking at irregal web site!
Why you no get 100? When I little kiddie I arways get perfecting test score with extra credit addeding to score!
I hate you! You no never behaving, always thinking about play. Arr you thinks about are eat, sreep, game. Why cannot you act rike the perfected kid that I wanting you to be? You just an razy stupiding kid who cannotingedry act applopliatery and you justing never not no study!!!
by asdfsadfdsfasdsfadfsdafasd August 17, 2009
Get the Asian parentsmug. Asian parents.... they seem like any other type of parents... don't they? Well, I guess you're wrong. These are the people that start getting a whole load of us Asian kids upset. Here are some things that happened to me:
1. Not letting their kids play real sport, like rugby union, claming that it will affect their studies and it's too dangerous. Eventually, they'll let you play... but you gotta wait forever.
2. If you don't get good grades, you're screwed. They'll hit you and kill you until you promise to study harder for the next exam.
3. They don't care about your physical health and social life, they just care about your studies.
4. They want you to be a doctor/dentist. No way...
5. They want the best school for you... no matter if it's 2 hours away.
6. You got all A's and just one F in your report card. They'll kill you and belt you for that F.
7. Your parents see a girl hug you at the age of 16. They belt you because the girl hugged you.
8. You play games for over one hour. Asian parents will kill you for it.
9. Got into a sporting gala day? Asian parents wont let you go because they're worried about you missing out on a day of school. Gosh damn, it's only ONE DAY!
10. Every evening it's rice, rice, rice and more rice.
11. "Don't watch MTV, study! You're wasting your time on watching uselsss music videos!" says Asian parents.
These are just 11 of thousands of wrong things that Asian parents do to you. From this, it is sensible to infer that a majority of Asian parents are just dickwads.
1. Not letting their kids play real sport, like rugby union, claming that it will affect their studies and it's too dangerous. Eventually, they'll let you play... but you gotta wait forever.
2. If you don't get good grades, you're screwed. They'll hit you and kill you until you promise to study harder for the next exam.
3. They don't care about your physical health and social life, they just care about your studies.
4. They want you to be a doctor/dentist. No way...
5. They want the best school for you... no matter if it's 2 hours away.
6. You got all A's and just one F in your report card. They'll kill you and belt you for that F.
7. Your parents see a girl hug you at the age of 16. They belt you because the girl hugged you.
8. You play games for over one hour. Asian parents will kill you for it.
9. Got into a sporting gala day? Asian parents wont let you go because they're worried about you missing out on a day of school. Gosh damn, it's only ONE DAY!
10. Every evening it's rice, rice, rice and more rice.
11. "Don't watch MTV, study! You're wasting your time on watching uselsss music videos!" says Asian parents.
These are just 11 of thousands of wrong things that Asian parents do to you. From this, it is sensible to infer that a majority of Asian parents are just dickwads.
I got 97% in my test, my Asian parents are going to kill me. - Typical Asian kid
I got a Satisfactory in my report... I'm dead. - Typical Asian kid dictated by Asian parents
Fuck! I'm into summer school, when did I even register? - Asian kid
I got a Satisfactory in my report... I'm dead. - Typical Asian kid dictated by Asian parents
Fuck! I'm into summer school, when did I even register? - Asian kid
by Screw Asian Parents June 19, 2008
Get the Asian parentsmug. Asian parents hold extremely high expectation for their children. To name a few, they sign their kids up for math tutoring sessions at an early age, they force their kids to pick up instruments (probably the piano or the violin), and finally, they demand perfection in the academic field. Furthermore, they are definitely going to sign their children up for ACT and SAT prep before the kids enter high school. If their child perform "poorly" (98 percentile) on a standardized test, Asian parents will make sure that they retake the test, and will also tell their child that they will never succeed because of one test. Asian parents also have a hatred towards electronics. If they are generous, they will allow their children to play up to 15 minutes per week, but nothing else. They also like to confiscate electronics if their kids performs "poorly" (A-) on a test. They will blame the electronic for the poor grade. If their kid were to get a 99 on a test, the it was the computer's fault. Finally, Asian parents completely disregard their children's feelings. By holding their children to such high expectations, the child often feels like a failure because he got an A instead of an A+. When confronted by their kids, Asian parents will claim that they "know better" because they are adults. An Asian kid will often see his American friend having a great time on Spring break, but will never get to know what it's like because of their parents.
Asian parents: Son, you have only studied the ACT for 2 hours and have only made 4 posters for science fair. Study more or you will work in McDonald's for the rest of your life!
Kid: It's Winter break. Chill.
Asian parents: Define the word "break."
Kid: Fuck
Asian parents: *beat child for swearing* There is no break for you! You need to catch up!
Kid: I'm already 4 years ahead!
Asian parents: NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
Kid: It's Winter break. Chill.
Asian parents: Define the word "break."
Kid: Fuck
Asian parents: *beat child for swearing* There is no break for you! You need to catch up!
Kid: I'm already 4 years ahead!
Asian parents: NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
by that_asian_guy March 24, 2020
Get the Asian Parentsmug. A type of parent who makes you do homeworks during a summer vacation, no any kind of day off. Even if you don't have any kind of school assignments or you are already done with it, they will ASSIGN YOU WITH SOME BOOK REPORTS LIKE THEY EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. THEY ALSO WANT YOU TO BE EITHER A :
1.DOCTOR
2.LAWYER
3.DOCTOR
4.DENTIST
5.DOCTOR
6.TEACHER
7.DOCTOR
8.PIANIST
9.DOCTOR
10. ANYTHING BUT A RESTAURANT EMPLOYEE OR A SANITATION WORKER
WARNING!!!!! DON'T EVER SAY YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO. YOU'LL THANK ME LATER
1.DOCTOR
2.LAWYER
3.DOCTOR
4.DENTIST
5.DOCTOR
6.TEACHER
7.DOCTOR
8.PIANIST
9.DOCTOR
10. ANYTHING BUT A RESTAURANT EMPLOYEE OR A SANITATION WORKER
WARNING!!!!! DON'T EVER SAY YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO. YOU'LL THANK ME LATER
My asian parents (mom) assigned me a book report during a summer break because I said I was done with my school work. I just copied the ones I did for school into the notebooks. Like she'll even know what the books are about.
by Hide George Bush October 22, 2017
Get the Asian parentsmug. utterly obsessive in one's life and you'll always be the kid no matter how old you are. 40? Still a kid.
Farked asian parent: Your study no good enough!
You: But I have got all high grades and soon off to exchange through scholarship which is really hard to get!
F.A.P: WA? You go by yourself? NO you CANT go anywhere, until you get married.
You: I have a LIFE of MY OWN you KNOW?
F.A.P: NO! You CAN'T GO BY URSELF, your mother go with you, or I go with you, you choose.
You: Hell NO! I can take care of myself for christ sake! I'm AN ADULT!
F.A.P: NO, your a KID, you don't know how to do anything, you don't know how to cook, how to clean, how to wash, how to take care of yourself!!!
You: WTF?!??!!! DID U EVER LET ME LEARN IN THE FIRST PLACE? BLOODY HELL, NO ONE WAS BORN TO KNOW HOW TO DO EVERYTHING, I WILL LEARN MYSELF WITHOUT YOUR DARN HELP!!!
POINT BEING:
obsessive asian parents will first control your life by doing everything for you, and make you study and work day and night, so you dont have time to learn the everyday skills. And then when your old enough, got some success in ur studies and career, and want to live on your own, they throw you the line: YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF...WTF... just to keep you with them FOREVER...
SO FARKED I SWEAR!!!
You: But I have got all high grades and soon off to exchange through scholarship which is really hard to get!
F.A.P: WA? You go by yourself? NO you CANT go anywhere, until you get married.
You: I have a LIFE of MY OWN you KNOW?
F.A.P: NO! You CAN'T GO BY URSELF, your mother go with you, or I go with you, you choose.
You: Hell NO! I can take care of myself for christ sake! I'm AN ADULT!
F.A.P: NO, your a KID, you don't know how to do anything, you don't know how to cook, how to clean, how to wash, how to take care of yourself!!!
You: WTF?!??!!! DID U EVER LET ME LEARN IN THE FIRST PLACE? BLOODY HELL, NO ONE WAS BORN TO KNOW HOW TO DO EVERYTHING, I WILL LEARN MYSELF WITHOUT YOUR DARN HELP!!!
POINT BEING:
obsessive asian parents will first control your life by doing everything for you, and make you study and work day and night, so you dont have time to learn the everyday skills. And then when your old enough, got some success in ur studies and career, and want to live on your own, they throw you the line: YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF...WTF... just to keep you with them FOREVER...
SO FARKED I SWEAR!!!
by F.A.P SUCK July 21, 2009
Get the Asian Parentsmug. asian moms usually care mostly about looking young and will do anything for self benefit($)
dads usually don't give two shits about their children and shitty wife and chase other asian family wives(who play along with him and take advantage of all his money)
Asian parents usually call their kids stupid and useless for making simple mistakes. Especially mistakes that were meant to be made (their first try on something they never learned). They will ALWAYS compare you to their friend's kids and will talk shit in front of you. They will compliment their friend's kids like they are a godsend and say that their own kid has no future. Oh, and if it's the dad compliment someone's kids, then it's usually a housewife's kids. He will say how good he is with kids and talk about how good he is at cooking. Remember when Facebook came out around 2000s and everyone was being sheeps? WeChat is the asian app version of that. For asian parents. Thats where they talk shit about their own kids on that app while telling friends every single activity that they did that day. Because they are quirky and active. Also, they will never admit wrong. They are always right.
dads usually don't give two shits about their children and shitty wife and chase other asian family wives(who play along with him and take advantage of all his money)
Asian parents usually call their kids stupid and useless for making simple mistakes. Especially mistakes that were meant to be made (their first try on something they never learned). They will ALWAYS compare you to their friend's kids and will talk shit in front of you. They will compliment their friend's kids like they are a godsend and say that their own kid has no future. Oh, and if it's the dad compliment someone's kids, then it's usually a housewife's kids. He will say how good he is with kids and talk about how good he is at cooking. Remember when Facebook came out around 2000s and everyone was being sheeps? WeChat is the asian app version of that. For asian parents. Thats where they talk shit about their own kids on that app while telling friends every single activity that they did that day. Because they are quirky and active. Also, they will never admit wrong. They are always right.
Asian Parent1 (Dad): Oh my son is so fucking autistic, he's a retarded fucking cunt. By the way, I love your kids they are so adorable *kiss noises*
Asian Parent Housewife Who Clearly Has a Rich Husband and Two Kids: Oh~ thank you~ mmm~ your money- i mean kids are not that fucking degenerate at all~
Asian Parent Housewife Who Clearly Has a Rich Husband and Two Kids: Oh~ thank you~ mmm~ your money- i mean kids are not that fucking degenerate at all~
by stupid useless asian April 8, 2020
Get the asian parentmug.