asian parents 

naive, reckless, emotionless, careless, ignorant people...usually.

on rare occasions, you have the asian mother who is somewhat whitewashed and doesnt giv a fuck cuz she has her perfect son to worry about instead of paying attention ot her dumbass daughter. but the father fits the stereotypes 110% of the time.

grade scale:
A- acceptable
B- bullshit
C- cunt
D- death
F- there is no such thing

SAT:
2400- well no one gets this score
2300- brags about you to other asian parents
2200- expected
2100- why didnt you get a 2200?
2000- maybe a U.C.
1900- okay
1800- alright
1700- acceptable
1600- fail
anything below 1600 and you will be disowned and promised to be kicked out the day you turn 18

kid #1: why cant u go to the bonfire tonight?

kid #2: i'm not allowed to stay out late...even though im 17.

kid #1: oh thats right i forgot u were asian.
kid #2: im just gonna smoke a bowl in my room with the door locked so i can escape for a few hours.

kid #1: are you grounded
kid #2: no. i have asian parents.

asian parents by bobisnotmyrealname June 13, 2009

Asian Parents 

Asian parents hold extremely high expectation for their children. To name a few, they sign their kids up for math tutoring sessions at an early age, they force their kids to pick up instruments (probably the piano or the violin), and finally, they demand perfection in the academic field. Furthermore, they are definitely going to sign their children up for ACT and SAT prep before the kids enter high school. If their child perform "poorly" (98 percentile) on a standardized test, Asian parents will make sure that they retake the test, and will also tell their child that they will never succeed because of one test. Asian parents also have a hatred towards electronics. If they are generous, they will allow their children to play up to 15 minutes per week, but nothing else. They also like to confiscate electronics if their kids performs "poorly" (A-) on a test. They will blame the electronic for the poor grade. If their kid were to get a 99 on a test, the it was the computer's fault. Finally, Asian parents completely disregard their children's feelings. By holding their children to such high expectations, the child often feels like a failure because he got an A instead of an A+. When confronted by their kids, Asian parents will claim that they "know better" because they are adults. An Asian kid will often see his American friend having a great time on Spring break, but will never get to know what it's like because of their parents.

Asian parents: Son, you have only studied the ACT for 2 hours and have only made 4 posters for science fair. Study more or you will work in McDonald's for the rest of your life!
Kid: It's Winter break. Chill.
Asian parents: Define the word "break."
Kid: Fuck
Asian parents: *beat child for swearing* There is no break for you! You need to catch up!
Kid: I'm already 4 years ahead!
Asian parents: NOT GOOD ENOUGH!

Asian Parents by that_asian_guy March 24, 2020

Asian parents 

A type of parent who makes you do homeworks during a summer vacation, no any kind of day off. Even if you don't have any kind of school assignments or you are already done with it, they will ASSIGN YOU WITH SOME BOOK REPORTS LIKE THEY EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT. THEY ALSO WANT YOU TO BE EITHER A :
1.DOCTOR
2.LAWYER
3.DOCTOR
4.DENTIST
5.DOCTOR
6.TEACHER
7.DOCTOR
8.PIANIST
9.DOCTOR
10. ANYTHING BUT A RESTAURANT EMPLOYEE OR A SANITATION WORKER
WARNING!!!!! DON'T EVER SAY YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO. YOU'LL THANK ME LATER

My asian parents (mom) assigned me a book report during a summer break because I said I was done with my school work. I just copied the ones I did for school into the notebooks. Like she'll even know what the books are about.

Asian parents by Hide George Bush October 22, 2017

Asian Parents 

utterly obsessive in one's life and you'll always be the kid no matter how old you are. 40? Still a kid.

Farked asian parent: Your study no good enough!

You: But I have got all high grades and soon off to exchange through scholarship which is really hard to get!

F.A.P: WA? You go by yourself? NO you CANT go anywhere, until you get married.

You: I have a LIFE of MY OWN you KNOW?

F.A.P: NO! You CAN'T GO BY URSELF, your mother go with you, or I go with you, you choose.

You: Hell NO! I can take care of myself for christ sake! I'm AN ADULT!

F.A.P: NO, your a KID, you don't know how to do anything, you don't know how to cook, how to clean, how to wash, how to take care of yourself!!!

You: WTF?!??!!! DID U EVER LET ME LEARN IN THE FIRST PLACE? BLOODY HELL, NO ONE WAS BORN TO KNOW HOW TO DO EVERYTHING, I WILL LEARN MYSELF WITHOUT YOUR DARN HELP!!!

POINT BEING:
obsessive asian parents will first control your life by doing everything for you, and make you study and work day and night, so you dont have time to learn the everyday skills. And then when your old enough, got some success in ur studies and career, and want to live on your own, they throw you the line: YOU DONT KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF...WTF... just to keep you with them FOREVER...
SO FARKED I SWEAR!!!

Asian Parents by F.A.P SUCK July 21, 2009

Asian parents 

The type of parents who will literally punish you to death if it means coming home without an A grade or better.
Expect little to no allowance as they are literally fucktards who just wanna save every single cent and not let their kids indulge in anything.
Expects you to go to some ivy league school and forces you to study till your brains go bonkers.
Expects you to get married as soon as you hit your late 20s and will nag at you until you are deaf.
They don't realise how much times have changed and it's no longer the traditional upbringing that makes someone do well in society. Why based a child's worth on how many achievements he's got? That's like raising a kid and then expect him to repay you with triple or double the amount.

Funny incident:
I was at one of my best bud's house at one time and he got yelled at for being a moron since he hasn't cleaned up his room. He then replies since it would be messy again then why bother cleaning it. He got grounded apparently. As of currently, he has moved out and stayed with a couple of friends here and there. He told me he has never feel so much happier instead of the constant berating and getting fucked by his parents for trivial issues such as grades,haircut,what time he has to go home,etc. The list goes on. He has moved out so yeah.

Asian parents are such a pain in the neck.

Asian parents by BrynnBang89 February 11, 2021

Asian parents 

Parents whose tyranny compels you to define them in the virtual world because they define you in the real world.

Asian Parents: "WTF is Pomona? Go Berkeley!"

Asian parents by TheDefined February 8, 2013

Asian Parents 

They are total douchebags that have total and utter control over your life.

1.

Asshole dad: YOU MUST GET HAIRCUT TODAY NOW! YOU HAIR TOO LONG! SO UGLY!

Me: Why can't I look the way I want?

Dad: YOU LOOK LIKE GIRL! DO YOU WANT PEOPLE THINK YOU GIRL?!!?!??!?!?!

Me: How is 3 inch long hair girly?

Dad: NO MATTER WHAT, YOU MUST GET HAIRCUT TODAY! OR I TAKE YOU LAPTOP AWAY!

Me: ... *gets a lopsided haircut that makes me look like a fucking nerd. Asian parents fail. *

2.

Faghead dad: Did you do your homework today?

Me: Yeah

Dad: did you do your homework today?

Me: Yes.

Dad: did you do your homework today?

Me: YES!!!

Dad: WHY YOU YELL? YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO YELL AT ME!

Me: Well obviously you couldn't hear me so I had to yell

Dad: SHUT UP!!!

Me: Fine...

Dad: YOU ARE THE STUPIDEST KID EVER. *beats*

3.

This is a true story. I was in 4th grade, and my mom was trying to teach me how to add fractions. I didn't get it at the time, and here's what happened:

Mom: Do #1

Me: *does it, gets it wrong*

Mom: WRONG! HOW YOU FORGET? DO THE COMMON DENOMINATOR!

Me: I'm trying!

Mom: WATCH!!! *does problem, expects me to magically know how to do it* Now do #2

Me: *still doesn't get it, gets it wrong*

Mom: STUPID! DO THE COMMON DENOMINATOR! *bitch slaps*

Me: *sobbing* I don't know how!

Mom: *angrily does the problem, and breaks the pencil in the middle* SHARPEN IT!

Me: *sharpens*

Mom: Now do #3!

Me: *gets it wrong. How does she expect me to learn this stuff in a day as a 4th grader?*

Mom: YOU ARE THE MOST STUPIDEST KID IN THE WORLD! *goes in a bitch slapping and punching frenzy*

Me: *ends up with lots of bruises*

4.

Fucktard dad: *watching '24' with me* This is the stupidest show ever. All it does is label chinese people as bad guys

Me: ... There are american terrorists too...

Dad: This is the most unrealistic stuff ever. Bullshit. How does jack survive everything?

Me: How come martial artists in chinese movies can fly? Unrealistic much?

Dad: Shut up

Asian Parents by iHateAsianParentss April 19, 2009