acockplished

After a long night of trying, you finally get the dick. You then feel acockplished!

Girl last night I finally fucked Tyrone! Mission acockplished.

Fucked three guys last night. I feel acockplished.

I'm proud of you, bout time you got the D. So acockplished.

by Lulu and lolo February 26, 2014

asscock

"Ass" is another word for donkey

Jay and Silent Bob might take a fist-full of asscock in the mouth if they were strapped for cash.

by Gothic Bob May 10, 2003

acockalypse

The most badass table ever constructed by mankind who's power at attracting women to dance upon it is legendary.

When we came into the party there were literally 40 girls dancing on the acockalypse.

by vadoubled's March 16, 2010

Asscock

Its like saying a donkey's dick, like an ass' cock, its like saying someones a complete chodumpole

you chug some serious asscock

by BigBlackBenjamin June 5, 2007

asscock

A penis-like member protruding from the base of the tailbone. Usually results from having a lot of sand in your vagina.

Andrew Bradford Hart is extremely self-conscious about his asscock. Shouldn't have eaten so many bagels, Drew!

by Captain Ace December 28, 2005

Asscock

Asscock- When a male is being an ass.

Hunny, stop being an asscock!

by Aallee February 11, 2017

asfockin

The act of motorboating someone's bellybutton. Full tongue and saliva is a must. Typically done when the one being motorboated is not consenting. Must hold one down and suck on their bellybutton, filling the general area with saliva and mucus, and the victim with disgust and embarrassment.

Prepare your bellybutton, you are in for a real asfockin.

by shwerma May 11, 2021