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Anglewhore

A person that is only photogenic when photographed from a certain angle. The term generally reffers to online social network users who tend to exploit this trait and fill most of their photo albums with pictures taken from this very same angle, to fish out as much compliments as they can. It is worth mentioning that these compliments mostly come from people who nolife too much to realize we live in a three-dimensional world and if they, god-forbid, went on a date with an anglewhore person, this person would have to turn around eventually which would break this illusionary 2D utopic world they have built for themselves online. Considering the more-than-obvious connection with the duckface syndrome, the anglewhore's usual picture-taking pose is also reffered to as "the implied duckface".
Female: Look at that Monica Bellucci b*tch, she's such an anglewhore.
Male: Yeah and the angle is 360°
by Tlukinic July 1, 2011
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myspace angle

When the camera is placed above your head at an angle to take a myspace picture.

This is usually done by the horribly mangled, ugly, and/or obese users who still want to be hunted by pedophiles, as to make them look more attractive (or at the very least more human) than they really are.

An angle picture usually also has the contrast way up to hide the acne and cigarette burns on your cheap skanky ass. If the user is an emo in addition to the kuh-razy angle and high contrast they probably have it set to black and white with only one object in the picture in color. It makes them look enigmatic, or some shit like that.
Person A: Woah! No way thats really Chelsea.
Person B: Yea it is, fatty's real good at myspace angles
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Angleton high school

in the dead ass center of brazoria county lies angleton texas,home of the wildcats ,where the football team thinks their the shit (but really just get over hyped),half the choir people are gay(and take them selves way too seriously),and the weird ass mfs with green hair sit on the floor during lunch.
guy: hey you wanna suck me off in the bathroom?

other guy: well yeah im in choir at angleton high school,its basically my right to suck it !!
by coach lostraco September 1, 2020
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Anglerfish

A girl whose MySpace pictures are taken at weird angles (usually black and white) to hide her fatness and/or ugliness. This method is used to attract men just as the actual Anglerfish (Lophiiformes) uses bioluminescence to attract prey.
That girl on MySpace looked hot in her pictures but when I met her in person she had tusks. She's one hell of an Anglerfish. With looks like that she's probably a mudshark too.
by Roger Klotz December 26, 2007
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Kurt Angle

A famous pro wrestler who's also an Olympic champion.
Brendan looks like Kurt Angle,it's true it's true!
by esjay December 7, 2004
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Emo Angle

When emo chicks take pictures of them selves by holding their cameras high and to the side looking down at them. Conventions include fake tears, messages/drawings on hands, leaning against walls/mirrors, looking generally sad/cute depending on who the it is. This can also be achieved through the use of a reflection in a mirror, and pictures can be taken with digital cameras, camera phones, or if your particularly "hardXcore", an SLR cam too.
Emo A: Hey, do you want me to take a picture of you?
Emo B: No it's okay, I'll take it myself, from the emo angle.
Emo A: Cool should I draw a little heart on your face?
by Walker_023 March 17, 2009
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angle of the dangle

And ...
... the spunk in your junk, the lust for her bust, the urge for a purge, the yank on the crank, the spasm of the 'gasm, the toughness of your buffness, the pumping of the humping, the flirt of her skirt, the appeal of her heel, the lick on your dick, the sheen of her bean, your lips on her tips, the push of her tush ...
The angle of the dangle is proportional to the beauty of her booty.
by hebberflebber August 31, 2016
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