Jan: Don't worry, bro. You'll find a girl some day.
John: Ok.
(later)
John: Dude, Jan thinks I'm totally straight.
Jack: Don't worry, you seem pretty gay to me with that coat on.
John: Ok.
(later)

John: I just don't understand. Why are people assuming I'm gay or straight based on my gender or my clothes?
God: Don't worry, son. It's ignorance and stereotypes. Everyone is sexually ambiguous until you check out their internet history, or unless you're me. Bi.

sexually ambiguous by killa wharl March 16, 2016

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Captain Ambiguous

A slang term for a person who is overly broad or vague in conversation.

A conversation with "Captain Ambiguous" might go something like this.

You "So what do you do for a living?"
Him "Business"
You "With who?"
Him "People"
You "Where do you work?"
Him "Places"
You "How much do you make?"
Him "Enough"

Captain Ambiguous by Smurf May 17, 2007

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morally ambiguous

A euphemism for describing someone who lacks morals or changes their morals to suit their needs, typically a shady businessman, graft politician or one involved in illegal activities.

Tom: Doesn't Dick have a problem selling drugs to kids?
Harry: Nah, he's businessman... plus it helps that he's 'morally ambiguous.'
Tom: Oh, cool. Wanna burn one?

morally ambiguous by Trae Hova November 20, 2007

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