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Bald guy from amazon

He is the richest person in the world. That's about it.
"hey, you know that bald guy from amazon"
"yeah, he is really rich"
by big nibba peter griffin October 24, 2018
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amazon alexa

The spy that amazon made for the CIA to spy on you
by NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! October 25, 2017
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Amano-ing

Repeatedly rejecting the advances of an attractive female, due to laziness, ignorance, or a lack of street smarts
Dude, Connor is totally Amano-ing right now. He could be hitting that if he wasn't so lazy!
by Sky Vandal January 9, 2011
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amaros

In contemporary circles, a term that has displaced “testicles” in definition, and one allegedly named for Philadelphia Phillies general manager, Ruben Amaro, with his unwavering ability to pull off repeated, bold trade maneuvers.

amaros: noun \a-mar- ōs\ (1) instruments of a higher mammal species with purposeful reproducibility usually within its enclosing structures. See: testis, balls (slang), wheels (British cockney). (2) extreme fortitude or gutsiness; aggressive, alpha.

—amarocular adj.

First known usage: 21st century. From Spanish: Amaro

See also: camaro- a car with balls.
‎All he does is pass, pass, pass! Would it kill him to run the ball and control the clock? I swear, Andy Reid's amaros have yet to descend!

‎Man, being a Philadelphia Eagles fan is a lot like getting blue amaros from an ugly chick down the shore—they get you close, but just can finish you off. And what do you have left? Sore amaros and your friends making fun of you.
by Descartes B. Forthehorse July 31, 2011
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Amazonukkah

When Christmas really lasts 8 days because the presents take longer to deliver from Amazon.com than anticipated by the purchaser. This is often caused by the reckless use of Super Saver Shipping on items which were bought on Christmas Eve. As a result, the presents are received in small amounts each day over an 8 day period, similar to Hanukkah.
Kid 1: Did you get everything you wanted for Christmas?

Kid 2: I dunno, we're celebrating Amazonukkah this year. My parents are real procrastinators. FML
by Snarky Puppy December 28, 2009
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Amazonphobia

Amazonphobia is the extreme fear of online shopping, mainly found in people over the age of 45
sorry i can't do online shopping for Christmas, my mother has amazonphobia
by Sir Trash January 18, 2021
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Amazon Rental

Purchasing an item on Amazon to use briefly with no intention of keeping it. This is often done to impress others or to address a short term problem.
George: Brah, I just scored a gig to play at a huge music festival. I'm going to look like a schlep with this shitty guitar I have.

Ken: Amazon rental to the rescue!

George: Say what?

Ken:. Buy it and return it like a month later. It's a win win. You'll be drowning in roadie ass for free!

George: Genius!
by MrMojoRisin17 September 20, 2021
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