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Alternaphobia

The fear of people named Alterna and/or the word Alterna

Alternaphobia is a type of phobia that originated from the 'True Godverse Wiki', the users of the wiki had a fear of their article being deleted by an admin named Alterna due to their page being total bullshit.

The first person to ever have this phobia is 'H5_67', the official CEO of the phobia being Esalt.
Person 1: 'I hope my article doesn't get deleted by alterna'
Person 2: 'Oh, so you have Alternaphobia too huh?'
by H5_67: ZA WARUDO ACT69 September 3, 2022
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Alter Bridge

Probably the best hard rock band out there today. Incredibly underrated.
Their first album was great, and every one since has been both fantastic and a great improvement since the last.

Members: Myles Kennedy - Vocals/Rhythm Guitar, Mark Tremonti - Lead Guitar, Scott Phillips - Drums/Percussion, Brian Marshall - Bass.

Their first album titled 'One Day Remains' had some good tracks on it, but their second album 'Blackbird' built on this and was better in almost every way. ABIII (their third album) was to Blackbird what Blackbird was to One Day Remains. Just incredible.
Example 1:
1) "Have you heard of Alter Bridge?"
2) "No, who are they?"
1) "Only the best Band you've never heard of."

Example 2:
1) "Whatcha listen' bro?"
2) 'Blackbird by Alter Bridge, from their second album entitled "Blackbird"'
1) "What they soundin' like?"
2) "Here, listen to Blackbird's solo by Mark Tremonti and Myles Kennedy."
1) "holy crap, my ears just came."
person 1 now listens to Alter Bridge
by limnophobia March 23, 2013
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Altea

Altea is a person with wide understanding of her surroundings. She is caring for the people she trust and cautious of the people she don’t. She may seem like a quiet and timid person at first, but don’t threaten her, she bites back.
Don’t threaten Altea, she might punch your teeth out.”
by Lavenderbloom January 5, 2019
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Alderaan

Ryan: I just got a chill, like a million voices suddenly cried out in horror and were suddenly silenced.
Ben: Oh, that was just Jon pulling an Alderaan.
by Zxurian December 21, 2013
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alterbridgeism

alterbridgeism is the state of being a 100% Alter Bridge fan and not listening to other sellout fag bands like lady gaygay, avenged sevenfold, emo shit, etc.
Dude i just discovered alter bridge and now i have a case of alterbridgeism.
by AlterBridgeFanatic May 30, 2011
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alter marching band

by stonefur February 27, 2017
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Queen of Alternative

Lana Del Rey.

This is not even up for debate. Her impact in the music industry is unmatched. Billie Eilish, Melanie Martinez, Halsey, and other copycats desperately want to be her.
“I’m listening to Ultraviolence by the queen of alternative.”

“The queen of alternative was robbed at the 2020 Grammys! Norman Fucking Rockwell is the album of the decade!”
by littleharlottt September 12, 2020
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