Alonzo Lerone

A guy who makes fun of stupid people on the Internet, even though he is actually extremely unintelligent himself.

Alonzo Lerone would be funny if he was actually smart

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 17, 2023

Alonzo

Alonzo /uh-lan-zo\
(Noun) or (Verb) definition:
1. (n): A person who is almost always if not always late when they set or agree upon a specified time.

Ex: "We said 6:50 for the gym bro, but I know he's gonna be an Alonzo."
2. (v): Telling an individual a certain time and then grossly missing that time by more than an hour.

Ex: "Don't alonzo me bro."
3. Suffix-ing (v): Lying to someone about the time (even when the person considers any extraneous factors).

Ex: "Are you alonzoing me or are you actually gonna be ready by 3."

See above for Alonzo examples.

by A_Helping_Hand July 15, 2016

Alonzo

Big Dick daddy

I fucked my big Dick daddy Alonzo this morning

by Brad Hershberger April 16, 2021

Alonzo

One of the best friends to have, he is very trustworthy and will always listen to what you have to say. He love skittles and hanging out with his friends. Half the time he is in his own world, but if you have something important to say he will listen.

Alonzo is the best friend, you can always trust him.

by CrazyFriend21 September 21, 2020

AlanzOwO

A really nice Youtube you should subscribe to.

AlanzOwO is a great youtuber

by AlanzOwO November 30, 2021

alonzo

always on the phone, always singing rihanna or britney spears songs, loves caramel-mocha frappaccino's, dogs eat his glasses and the ladies looooooove him.

"Sing me an Alonzo!"

by Lauren Sheridan May 3, 2009

alonzoo

The best muthafucka out there

Holy shit he is an alonzoo

by EliteMerci November 16, 2016