Airplane

A huge heavy metal penis with wings that somehow manages to suspend itself in the air for large quantities of time, and within its airtight, claustrophobic confines, holds many people who are likely to vomit, drool as they sleep on you shoulder, and talk excessively until you have an overwhelming desire to commit suiside.

"Hey joe how was your trip?"

"Well, on the airplane, the guy in front of me blew chunks all over his laptop, the fat sweaty guy next to me fell asleep on my lap and kept trying to steal my peanuts, and the woman behind me was relating every second of her boring-ass company birthday party from the moment she turned off her alarm clock to the second she washed the triple chocolate cake from her fat ass when she got home."

"... so a pretty average normal trip then, huh?"

"Yea, pretty much."

by XxShadoexX December 22, 2008

The Airplane

When you tug on your balls to make them look like an airplane and have someone shit on them

“Me and my friend Isaac did the the airplane last night and he shit all over my balls”

by oggangstacrip March 10, 2023

Airplane

When a man is elevated above a woman normally ontop of a bookshelf or a locker or even a building. The man jumps off and lands perfectly in the womans vag.

I was up all night doing the airplane...only worked a few times.

by Airplane October 19, 2007

Airplanes

More cost effective than cars, they are the conveyance of choice of the Jeffs

Jeff: I don't even need a car anyway, they're too expensive

Ned: Then how will you get to work to get money for Star Wars Cards?

Jeff: I don't need a car, I can get an airplane, they are actually cheaper in the long run.

by Nexus December 2, 2004

Airplane

Also referred to as "The Airplane"

While playing Foosball and one side gets shut out, the losing side must:

1. spread their arms to their side.
2. yell "airplane" while running around the entire room.

Nate and Kevin had to do the airplane twice last night.

by Mr. Foosball March 23, 2010

airplaning

When a crowd lines up to pacify a hysterical or obnoxious person.

V: So I was enjoying a peaceful, laid back, sunny moment at the coffee shop when the horrid woman next to me bursts into this really annoying laugh.

Me: What did it sound like?

V: Woody woodpecker on crack.

Me: Jeez. What did you do?

V: I gathered the other patrons and gave her a good airplaning!

Me: Nice.

by BlancoGrande April 12, 2010

airplaning

1: Buying "airplane size" mini-bottles of booze and sneaking them into the club so you don't have to pay expensive prices.

2: "Airplanes" refer to the bottles themselves

1: "Nah, we don't need to stop by the cash machine. We're airplaning tonight."

2: "Let me check out one of those airplanes man. Noiiice."

by P Did November 10, 2007