von Ahn'd

Getting completely screwed over because someone has put a nearly impossible obstacle in your way.

I got totally von Ahn'd on the 251 homework this week.

by The Thirtieth Vampire Number January 13, 2011

Philemon Ahn

the great one; one that rules all; definition of ultimate ownage of all that is weak cheese

Superman, Batman, Spiderman, Daredevil, the Incredible Hulk, and Little Mermaid

by pepe December 2, 2003

Andrew ahn

The athletic kid with a lot of friends and doesn’t break the bro code. Goes to twin groves, has insane hops especially as an Asian. Nice and funny. Really good at basketball, baseball, football.

Andrew Ahn is really athletic and cute

by QuietKidWhoKnowsPeople April 23, 2020

Duc Ahn

The name of a boy who is born usually in a specific country within Asia. This person grows up to be very good and smart in their school studies and subjects. They also have 8 packs. They usually are the best at their tests in school.

Jonny: Did you see Duc Ahn's results for the test?
Tom: Yeah! 100/50!
Jonny: Yes, I wish I had an awesome 8 pack like him.
Selena: Hey boys! Are you talking about Duc Ahn?
Tom: Uhh... what's it to you?
Jonny: Yeah, what?
Selena: Oh, nothing..
Lisa: Selena, are you in love with Duc Ahn or something?
Selena: WHAT?! No I'm umm, I-
Duc Ahn: What is happening here?
Selena: Uh, Hi. Um..
Duc Ahn: Wanna go out?
Selena: Yes!
Duc Ahn: Ok! I'll see you there!
Selena: Ok!
*12 Years later*
*It's Spring of 2030. A lovely couple, married, begin to glimpse to the past.*
*Selena, in a chair with a wine*
*The man with a 7 pack, and a mate, his mate has known Duh Ahn for years*
Jonny: So that is what happened.
Duc Ahn: Hahaha!
Selena: Anyway, do you remember 2018?
Jonny: Oh, yeah. Wasn't that the time you and Duc Ahn went out?
Selena: Yeah. But it, it just seems like something is not right...
Duc Ahn: What?
Selena: I mean you had an 8 pack, but.. it's not the same...
Duc Ahn: BECAUSE I NOW ONLY HAVE A 7 PACK? HUH?!
*Duc Ahn grabs two plates and throws them at Selena.*
*Selena barely dodges them and runs to her room, crying.*
*1 Year Later, Duc Ahn is now walking along train tracks nearby where he once loved a woman.*
*Duc Ahn cries*
*He runs to the house and sees a man with a he recognised*
Duc Ahn: JONNY!
Jonny: DUC AHN!
*They hug for a long time as sad music begins to play.*
This plays: www youtube com /watch?v=RdAVX2pjSRI
Jonny and Duc Ahn: YEAH THE BOYS!!

by Subscribe to JonnyBoy May 6, 2018

So-ahn

The sexiest, most voluptuous mofo you will ever meet. Usually short.

So-ahn is a simp for step bro

by DeppyDee February 11, 2021

So-Ahn

So-Ahn is the furriest furry alive. She's also pretty nice ig.

So-Ahn, put that cat down.

by shushity May 28, 2022

Lily-Ahn

Suffers from resting bitch face (death stare), but is a really nice person. Suffers from extreme bad luck and gets extreme pstd from it. But most importantly a good friend :)

Hey Lily-Ahn!

by Spacerockkitty May 13, 2024