Auctionpay

Noun; Company that exists purely to make money of non-profit organizations and the less fortunate individuals they service.

Guy A: Hey look, a homeless guy.
Guy B: Lets steal his shopping cart and sell everything in it.
Guy A: Wow, you must work for Auctionpay

by Friends September 7, 2005

afunctional

Derived from dysfunctional. Same sense of meaning as apathethic compares to passionate.

Usually the emphasis is on the first syllable "A" as in a-functional.

It means that instead of actually being able to do something, even dysfunctionally, one is not able to do anything, usually not for want of trying. Usage expresses some angst.

I woke up today with a cold and have just been afunctional.

After i bombed the midterm, i've been afunctional in that class.

by mrdog December 31, 2005

Adicktion

Usually refer to a girls new boyfriend and her inability to multi-task in the face of a new relationship.

Jan has a new adicktion and has not been in touch for a while

by MTrasen December 17, 2012

Fucktional

A word you'd use to describe a fictional character you'd be willing to have sex with.

"Haiji Towa in Danganronpa is totally fucktional."

by GyroGearloose January 7, 2018

afuckingnnoying

When you have that one person who is just beyond annoying bigger then a pain in the ass it’s such a different thing it had to have its own category

“YO COULD YOU NOT BE SO GOD DAMN AFUCKINGNNOYING”

by Anger pissed off June 15, 2020

@afuckingmilf

@afuckingmilf is my fav mutual on tiktok 😋. they’re the best at taking away facial features from ed she ran 😈😈 and the green teletubby 🐸 they may not know how to draw a star correctly but i still love them <3

person: OMG HAVE YOU HEARD OF @afuckingmilf
other person: OMG OFC I HAVE THEYRE AMAZING AND I LOVE THEM.

by karisa<3 June 30, 2021

food auction

The annoying few moments in a sub-par restaurant where a pimple faced and/or ESL food runner stands next to your table asking "who had the <insert entree here>"

I had to endure a 5 minute food auction at Molly's dinner party last night at Appleby's

by MC Johnny P August 21, 2012