Deceitful aftermath

The sudden realization that maybe, just maybe, it wasn’t the best ever person, place, or thing, and instead may just have been the effects of alcohol, drugs, lust or any other form of intoxication. Verb.

See also Beer Googles, Post Nut Clarity

Jane was suffering the full effects of the deceitful aftermath when she realized that last nights drunken tattoo of “Marvin the Martian” in a bikini was not the very definition of funny and sexy.

by TheHappyWanderer December 23, 2021

Jackoff Aftermath

The aftermath of having an orgasm while masturbating

Hey man, can i come over?

Yea, hold on i gotta clean up my "Jackoff Aftermath"

K. :)

by rollercoasterkid April 14, 2010

Shocking Aftermath

The look on your face after you took a ginormous poo.

You: "I just took a poo the size of an elephant. There was a shocking aftermath."

by Alianstr March 17, 2009

awkward aftermath

When an awkward pause is reached in a conversation amongst a group of people and a certain douchebag decides to point out that there has been that awkard silence that everyone was totally aware of. But they have nothing to add to the conversation. Thus resulting in another awkward silence.

*awkward pause*

"whoa, it just got really quiet"

*another awkward pause*

"well after that awkward aftermath, I'm gonna take off"

by ssshhh September 6, 2009

Aftermath Steam Bath

This is when you are taking a hot steamy shower and your roommate or significant other comes in a takes a big steamy dump.

Now the shit and fart molecules are now mixed in with the steam from the hot shower.

Sorry I have to give you an Aftermath Steam Bath babe but I just can’t wait. The next place we get will have 2 bathrooms or at least a bath and a half.

by Blake Dremmel February 12, 2008

taco bell aftermath

A crap taken shortly after eating Taco Bell. Is either a liquid or a solid depending on the sauce. So bad that you can smell it across the house. The bathroom is contaminated for AT LEAST 24 hours, and even after needs a serious cleaning.

Jim: Who had toco bell?!?

Bob: Sorry. I had fire sauce.

Jim: At least close the door. I can smell it from across the house!

THE TACO BELL AFTERMATH HAS STRUCK.

by Bearret9 July 28, 2014

Jurassic world aftermath

A popular game that has dinosaurs in it. The game is has 2 seasons and is good to play. Its kinda a horror game only is on Vr (Only on the quest and quest 2's) I dose deserve another season.

''Hey bro I just played the new VR game called jurassic world aftermath''

by Youngmanhandsome21 August 21, 2022