by Mmmmmmmoooooooo December 8, 2019
Get the Apologetic Alcoholic mug.An African who was educated in the US or Europe and spends a significant amount of time in those parts of the world.
It doesn't matter whether they are born abroad or not; the important thing is their global perspective on issues, as well as their mixed cultural identity.
It doesn't matter whether they are born abroad or not; the important thing is their global perspective on issues, as well as their mixed cultural identity.
Becky: Hey Kofi, you're so hot. Where are you from?
Kofi: Well, I was born in Ghana but have lived in New York for the past fifteen years, so I'm a true Afropolitan. I eat fufu with as much dexterity as I eat a philly cheese steak!
Kofi: Well, I was born in Ghana but have lived in New York for the past fifteen years, so I'm a true Afropolitan. I eat fufu with as much dexterity as I eat a philly cheese steak!
by Mr_Cool March 16, 2012
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Jack: Hi, my name's Jack - Jack Daniels and I've had this name all my life.
All: Hi Jack. Welcome to alcoholics eponymous.
All: Hi Jack. Welcome to alcoholics eponymous.
by Lepus July 2, 2008
Get the alcoholics eponymous mug.When you can't attend/participate in (work) "functions" such as Happy Hour, client parties, the office holiday party, etc.
Melissa - "I'm too hung over to go to this wine tasting event tonight but the client expects someone from our office to be there."
Ann Marie - "Do you need me to be your stand-in alcoholic?"
Melissa - "WOULD YOU?! That would be such a big help."
Anna - "I already went to 3 parties this week! I can't go to anymore. I need to give my liver a rest. Do you want to be my stand-in alcoholic? There should be some cute guys there."
Ann Marie - "Sure!"
Ann Marie - "Do you need me to be your stand-in alcoholic?"
Melissa - "WOULD YOU?! That would be such a big help."
Anna - "I already went to 3 parties this week! I can't go to anymore. I need to give my liver a rest. Do you want to be my stand-in alcoholic? There should be some cute guys there."
Ann Marie - "Sure!"
by AMarie0908 December 4, 2010
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Mike: "He's a high functioning alcoholic. He says he needs it to function."
Joe: "So he's a severe alcoholic who needs help then."
Mike: "He's a high functioning alcoholic. He says he needs it to function."
Joe: "So he's a severe alcoholic who needs help then."
by Super Thicc November 22, 2020
Get the High functioning alcoholic mug.Someone who is impossible of spending more than 5 minutes in an airport without getting drunk. Often, used as an coping mechanism for flying anxiety.
Friend 1: I freak out every time I fly.
Friend 2: How are you going to handle that flight to Amsterdam?
Friend 1: I’m an airport alcoholic.
Friend 1: There is was a thunderstorm, so all flights were delayed for 2 hours.
Friend 2: Oh, fuck.
Friend 1: Yeah, everyone just became an airport alcoholic like me.
Friend 2: How are you going to handle that flight to Amsterdam?
Friend 1: I’m an airport alcoholic.
Friend 1: There is was a thunderstorm, so all flights were delayed for 2 hours.
Friend 2: Oh, fuck.
Friend 1: Yeah, everyone just became an airport alcoholic like me.
by Journofist June 16, 2018
Get the Airport Alcoholic mug.A major with the course code of, learning how to drive and consume liquids simultaniously.not drinking and driving, but consuming and operating a car-like machine.
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" Lindsay and Danielle have a Major in Alcoholicnomics."
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"Im major-ing in Alcoholicnomics in university. "
" Lindsay and Danielle have a Major in Alcoholicnomics."
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"Im major-ing in Alcoholicnomics in university. "
by didimoo June 16, 2009
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