absototes

An awkward or awesome way of combining absolutely and totally when you can't decide which word to use.

This peppermint bark vodka will be absototes amaze in hot chocolate.

Or

Doing laundry before a trip is absototes the worst!

by WhatsNormal47 December 13, 2014

Abbotsleigh

A prestigious girls private school located in Sydney’s upper north shore with yearly costs ranging from $20,000-50,000 depending on whether or not the student boards, and in doing so becomes part of an exclusive club where the aim is to be as much of an asshole as humanly possible.

At this lovely institution, young girls are taught that food is not necessary and should be avoided at all costs. A common belief within the surrounding community is that most Abbotsleigh students are lesbians. This is in fact false - they are bisexual.

Person 1: Oh no, I think I heard a girl throwing up in the bathroom
Person 2: She’ll be fine. Abbotsleigh taught her well

Person 1: I saw an Abbotsleigh girl making out with a boy today. I thought they were all lesbians?
Person 2: Well contrary to pop... *dies*

Abbotsleigh Girl 1: Wow you look so pretty today!
Abbotsleigh Girl 2: Thanks I threw up this morning!

by HotTeenBigBreatsPornhub April 18, 2020

absotively

absolutely positively

I was absotively convinced that he was a moron!

by Doug Ordunio January 8, 2003

Newton Abbott

A small town in Southwest England, between Plymouth and Exeter. It is known locally as 'the most usual and uninteresting town in the known universe' for a very good reason. The mayor of Newton Abbott is a well-known pillock. So much so, that he actually halted all traffic to the town centre and closed at least 3 major roads purely in order to build an ASDA supermarket, on a site that was once a major byway.

Dude, you wanna go to Newton Abbott today?

-No thanks, I'm all out of antidepressants.

by AVANA March 20, 2011

nasty abbott

When a man pulls out during sex, skeets on his hand and proceeds to slaps the lady across the face.

guy 1: Carol wasn't to happy with me after last night..
guy 2: Why not?
guy 1: I gave her a nasty abbott!

by alkureg October 12, 2008

Abrotion

Cutting a male friend out of your life. The equivalent of "breaking up" with one of your buddies.

Fuckin' Bruce was being such a tool the other night. He broke my microwave and then Carl said he saw him jerking off in my bathroom. I can't stand that dude's bullshit anymore. I'm gonna have to get an abrotion."

by Andrew Flint June 18, 2007

Darrell Abbott

One of the greatest heavy metal guitarists of all time. Your tragic passing has affected us in a way we cannot describe. You will be sorely missed, but we shall never forget.

R.I.P. Dimebag. 1966-2004

by Brian February 17, 2005