Take a Janine

To shit in the shower and leave enough corn nibkets to make an entire cob.

Fuck man, I felt myself about to drop a deuce. So I ran to the shower and had to take a Janine.

by StevieRobbo August 1, 2024

to pull a jana

Storming out of a place because your date said something stupid and you don't want to deal with it.

She couldn't help but to pull a Jana when he said he was late because he was too busy with all his dates.

by Gsdeluxe August 11, 2018

a b janet

The alphabetical order of letters used by Janet's all around the afterlife.

"Janet, recite the English Alphabet."
"A, B, Janet!"
"She knows her A B Janet's."

by Username-Of-The-Century October 7, 2020

just take a break january

after the long grueling month of Destroy Dick December you can enjoy Just Take A Break January

after day 31 of destroy dick december i am ready to start just take a break january

by aceofspades8 November 29, 2017

National Buy Your BF a zip January 5

Today is officially National Buy Your Boyfriend a Zip Day 💨
No arguments. No debates.
If you love him, you know what to do.

Girl today National Buy Your BF a zip January 5

by wizzykhalifa January 5, 2026

A 10 cent Jane

A cheap alcoholic slut / and or crack head that will do just about anything for a drink/drugs

First girl: "where's (insert girls name here)?"
Response: "She asked that pool playing guy to buy her a beer-now she's outside giving him head for the beer."
Answer: "Oh God, what a 10 cent Jane!"

by Suzy2que February 19, 2009

A friend of Jane

Someone who supports women's abortions

Someone in the know of where to get an abortion, specifically when circumstances say they are illegal

Jen: "Did you know the Janes were an underground organization of women who helped other women get safe abortions before they were legalized?"

Ian: "Yeah! And someone who knew about their services and helped to tell pregnant women who didn't want to be pregnant how to get help from the Janes was sometimes called a friend of Jane."

Jen: "Sometimes people who support abortion refer to themselves as a friend of Jane to show their support for the cause!"

Ian: "That's why I've seen so many people wearing those pins since the overturning of Roe V Wade.."

by Ana.is.sad100 July 19, 2023