went over like a fart in church

Something that wasn't received very well

Jesse Jackson's attacks on the Jewish community went over like a fart in church.

by wolfpacleader1986 June 8, 2011

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Throw a Fart

This is when you fart into your hand in a cupping motion, and throw it into an unsuspecting friends face.

Dude that is so gross, he just cupped his hand to throw a fart right into my face! I think i could taste it

by d money from mia February 8, 2009

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cut a fart

Pass gas. The old timey way.

He cut a fart, silent but stinky, and soon he had the room to himself.

by Anton Chigurh January 1, 2009

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"vanished like a fart in the wind"

1)A phrase which means to vanish as suddenly as a fart in the wind. 2)A phrase coined by warden Norten when describing how Andy escaped Shawshank.

When he was caught masturbating the livestock he "vanished like a fart in the wind"!

by incipitsathanas February 21, 2009

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Cooking a fart is when you release gas from your ass while sitting in heated car seats. Because of the heat, similar to food in a skillet on a stove, you get an overwhelming mix of scents and flavors that are intensified. Victims of the pungent odor can often tell what meals were involved in the creation of such farts as well and the aromas almost always beg for a window or two to be cracked.

Man 1: "Why does it smell like broccoli and cheese? Did you just cook a fart?"
Man 2: "We had Quizno's for lunch and yes, I just cooked a fart."
Man 1: "I can taste it. Is that peppercorn steak?"
Man 2: "Why yes, yes it is."

by Kaznasty July 18, 2009

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