An annoying person (most likely a gamer), who is annoying you by either spamming, speaking in leet or being a macro.
by Lanna! June 29, 2007
a paper towel tube with dryer sheets stuffed in. used to exhail smoke through and elminate the smell
by coolkid171717 November 14, 2008
When my friend was down the drainage shaft, I took the opportunity to let out a great zoob that got him on the back of the neck and ran tricklishly down his back. Shortly afterwards he emerged from the shaft claiming the zoob stank and it was me who was running while he buzzed stones whirrsomely in pursuit.
by Mr Thick & Thin & Thinly Thick December 24, 2012
by Piss boi November 22, 2020
NY lingo derives from Zoobie Machine "nickname of the Zamboni in Hockey and shit" So if you screw up on the ice your a block head thick like the ice, like a dumb ass, a tutsoon more or less
by NIBAction May 05, 2024
A universal measurement of energy/power that can have one of three simple values; not enough, plenty, or tons. Zoobs can be used to measure the energy or power of anything... a battery, motor, ac outlet, car, motorcycle, you name it; it either doesn't have enough zoobs, has plenty, or has a ton.
author's first known origin -- engineering school discussions.
author's first known origin -- engineering school discussions.
That motor is so weak, it doesn't even have enough zoobs to move the hands on a clock. Damn, his car has a ton of zoobs, but am I supposed to be impressed with a machine that just sits there and spin its wheels?
by Thoughts by JK September 19, 2023
a word for when you just smoked some dank and can’t think of anything else to describe how you feel.
by camelhumpbitchass March 28, 2018