Yousef

Yousef lives in the toughest hood and sells all kinds of drugs, from weed to heroine.

He is known for having the biggest dick in the hood.

He is from a Nigerian decent so you best believe that he is a 100% nigga.

White bitches are his favorite.

“Whos that guy fucking white hoes on the daily?”
“That’s my dealer Yousef right there cuz”

by Zinji January 4, 2018

Yosef

Chill guy, usually says that he’s just chillin for anything. Most of the time not doing anything and is just relaxing till one of his friends invite him to do something.

Damn, Yosef is always chillin.

by HolyMcnugget March 21, 2020

Yousef

(Noun) impeccable perfect symmetric guy, a king, hot as hell, long dick and perfect teeth
Every girl would suck for him for free
Always a winner and he never lose
Perfect at boyfriending his exs cries at 1 AM everyday texting him they want him back

I always pray for god to get me some yousef

by uruel June 9, 2018

Yosef

Absolute handsome beast often referred to by women with a pretty good penis always knows a way to the girls heart.

He is such a Yosef insert moan

by Papi I’m too young January 7, 2021

Dirty Yousef

The sexual act of having the female get down on all fours while the other participant grabs her hair, pulling violently back, until her hair can be inserted anally.

That gymnast is so flexible I bet she could handle a Dirty Yousef

by Professional Hooker July 27, 2021

Yosef

A sexy, badass dude from Israel who knows how to serve up a shot of tequila and give you an orgasm just by staring at you ;-) Not to be confused with arabic Yousufs who think they're hot shots when they're not. YOSEFs are from Israel!

Elise: Hey T check him out he's soo sexy, his name is YOSEF
Tina: I dunno he looks soo mean
Elise: I know it's driving me crazy thinking what he would do to me if given the chance.

by AlphaRomeo* December 6, 2013

Yoose

Mexican pronunciation of the word "juice". Sounds like loose.

Hey mami can I get some yoose? *shaking Sunny D bottle*

Cookies and yoosey yoose is the best dood.

by Freeloading Will March 30, 2008