yoking

To play a joke without the other person knowing about it. Doesn't always have to mean a joke played on by another person but can also refer to any crappy situation in general.

Yoking is different than pranking in the way that it is like a prank, except pranking depends more on the actions of the other person and physical encounters, while yoking is more of like a joke.
Example #1:

John: "Where the hell is my bag?"
Bill: "I don't know dude, I think Sam hid it somewhere."
John: "You got to be yoking me, I have English homework to do!"

Example #2:

Jane: "Where is Sam with my cell phone?"
Jill: "I think he brought it with him on his trip to New York"
Jane: "You have to be yoking me"

Example #3:

Classic yoke:

-Dave chooses to walk home to school which is about 2 kilometers
-Starts to rain
Dave thinks you got to be yoking him right now
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Yoke

A slang term for male ejaculate or semen
Yoke in her face!
I yoked all over that bitch!
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by Rasta May 05, 2003
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Yoke

Nothing. everything. what ever you want it to mean
Kenzie yoked nicks yoke while she yoked her own yoke.

Buddy you should yoke that Rona.

That was a yokeing good time
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Yokes

Irish slang for ecstasy tablets.

Usually used by the great unwashed and scumbags with 90 degree baseball caps.
Jonny Joe Jr.- "Aww, do you have any yokes man?"
Joe Johnny Sr.- "No man, shite! I think I left them in my jacket."
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yoke

grabbing someone around the neck and not letting go
"i got you in a damm good yoke bitch"
by whymanwhy February 29, 2004
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yoke

A playful, aggressive or intimidating (or sensual) gesture of brushing (touching) the chin of another person with your hand quickly, in order to get a bizzare reaction out of the other person.
A yoked B.
I am gonna yoke you.
by gcpargc April 07, 2009
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