xylophonious

The adjective describing the character trait of making high pitch noises. Often when upset or excited.

"eeeeeeeee" said Neora
"stop being so xylophonious!" said Aliza

by james jane jamison March 21, 2022

The Xylophone Corporation

The name of the massively successful merchandising company that grants consumers the power to fight nicotine addiction.

“Hey did you get the new wave 2 Xylophone Corporation shirt?” “Yeah, I love the amazing design and I quit vaping 3 weeks ago!”

The Xylophone Corporation is the new company that is sweeping the nation and is also responsible for the Xylophone family of products.

by Father Xylophone October 7, 2019

Magic Xylophone

1. A question about a detail of a fictional story that is so trivial, the people who wrote said story certainly did not think about it.

2. A question asked about a fictional story by someone who is overly focused on the literal happenings of the plot instead of its themes, emotional affect, etc.

Taken from a Simpsons episode where a nerd inquires about the physics of a cartoon cat’s rib cage being played like a xylophone

1. “ In episode 2F09, when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is a magic xylophone, or something? Ha ha, boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.”

2. “I mean, I just don’t understand how there can be explosions in space in Star Wars when there’s no oxygen...”

“Shut up dude, stop talking about Magic Xylophones”

by RollinNollin November 3, 2020

xylophone that bitch

The sexual act of pugilising a partner with ones penis consecutively from head to toe.

Deem batads gave me bam fu Tanzipans in mah Panzimans!

Damn, Imma xylophone that bitch!

by Steve Klug March 30, 2009

Xylophone sex

When you take a mallot from a xylophone and shove it up your own ass, or having someone else shove it up your ass, or just going off on the stick.

Dude I totally had some extreme xylophone sex by myself last night.

by Awesome729 January 8, 2010

xyler

Xyler is the nicest boy you'll meet. He knows how to treat a girl and will make her feel like she's the only women he knows. He will stick by your side but also know his boundaries. He's athletic and has a great sense of humor. You'll never get bored when you're with him. If you have a Xyler, don't let go of him.

"Hey, i just met a boy and his name is Xyler."
"He's a keeper!"

by volleyball_17 June 3, 2020

Xylophone Sex

to line up five or more females by either height or pitch of their voice, and proceed to bent them over and have the most amazing Xylophone Sex ever. (if done right they all will make a different sound during the Xylophone Sex)

Jim: dude i just had some great Xylophone Sex in the band hall!
Bob: holy shit man!

by Sam-the-Weatherman May 26, 2015