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The name of the massively successful merchandising company that grants consumers the power to fight nicotine addiction.
β€œHey did you get the new wave 2 Xylophone Corporation shirt?” β€œYeah, I love the amazing design and I quit vaping 3 weeks ago!”

The Xylophone Corporation is the new company that is sweeping the nation and is also responsible for the Xylophone family of products.
by Father Xylophone October 07, 2019
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