Sam-the-Weatherman's definitions

Bae-points

Bae-points are points your Bae can earn for the things subtle or unsubtle he/she does

Dude she totally rashed jeff, she earned some Bae-points

by Sam-the-Weatherman May 30, 2015

Xylophone Sex

to line up five or more females by either height or pitch of their voice, and proceed to bent them over and have the most amazing Xylophone Sex ever. (if done right they all will make a different sound during the Xylophone Sex)

Jim: dude i just had some great Xylophone Sex in the band hall!
Bob: holy shit man!

by Sam-the-Weatherman May 26, 2015