Work

A place where a man's (or Woman's) spirit is crushed down to its very core on a daily basis. A place one is forced to go every day, Monday to Friday and sometimes on Saturday to receive massive doses of soul robbing, spirit breaking, mind numbing torture, mostly at the hands of the Gestapo like, dimwitted, mentally handicapped, henchmen who are easily fooled by the Gods of Business and Captains of Industry. Work can also be used as a means of punishment for being a law abiding member of a society who's upper class feel they must look down upon anyone who has to work for a living. If it weren't for the Working man, the upper class would need to wipe their own asses and thats not cool
Ted: Hey Bill, it's been a long time. Man you look aweful whats going on, are you sick?

Bill: No Ted. I just got off work. Please kill me, kill me now!
by the_real_zacker May 10, 2012
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Work

1) Something in which labor is expended. *v*

2) A place of employment. *n*

3) Illegal/illicit drugs or weapons being sold on the street by a dealer. Typically drugs. *n*
by SkyyAlexander October 25, 2008
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Work

Khuyen does not do any fucking work when she goes to Mrs.Whitesells media arts class.
by ImAGeOsTrOm March 31, 2018
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the work

It's like the first slice on a loaf of bread....nobody wants it. If you receive the work, you will definitely be fucked up after because you aint experienced anything like it before.
Sam said he wanted the work, so I gave him the cooking of a life time.
by TurnM3Up November 12, 2019
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working

A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience.
"No, I can't come to the party tonight. I'm working late."
by KonaKenny July 10, 2008
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doing something you hate in a place you hate with people you grow to hate for the majority of your day for the majority of your life.
we're not born to spend our lives at work, fuck this shit
by GreyAndBoring June 08, 2011
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work it

"Work it" usually means, "strut your stuff," show off your assets, make some physical attribute (figure, walk, style of dress, etc.) to "work" for you to make you attractive.
While not proven or confirmed, the expression may have originated among "working girls," i.e. prostitutes/street walkers, who would make a sultry walk etc. "work" for them to attract business. If it did have that connotation, it has been lost with time, and now usually is applied more innocently.
Damn, you looking hot! Work it, girl!
by david305 August 12, 2014
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