Heading a football downwards and again on its rebound. Like a "Keep up" in football but with the head and propelling the ball downwards rather than up.
by Jon Molby September 4, 2023

When you've got your lady bent over like you're doin her from behind but instead of fuckin you eat her out and whilst you are licking the fuck out that pussy your nose is dangerously close to the b hole so you decide to kill 2 birds with 1 stone and "woodpecker" her b hole with your nose simultaneously
My buddy was eating bbq sauce out of his girls pussy when he decided to double the pleasure and give her the woodpecker.
by Tsmitnig December 5, 2014

when you are wearing a hat, and you use the bill to hit people with, while still wearing it. very similiar action to that of a woodpecker bird.
by itGurl May 9, 2014

The smashing of the cell phone antenna off a person's head to cause a golf ball size lump. Mostly used for disciplanary actions in the pharmaceutical industry.
Person A (boss): "What time does my cell phone say?"
Person B (innocent employee): "I don't know....?"
Person A: "WOODPECKER TIME!!!!!" followed by an immediate smashing of Person B's skull.
Person B (innocent employee): "I don't know....?"
Person A: "WOODPECKER TIME!!!!!" followed by an immediate smashing of Person B's skull.
by T-dawg number 2 July 31, 2006

she is such a woodpecker, she can't deepthroat.
by Woodpecker October 5, 2006

by phjls83 August 18, 2003

You have anal sex with a carrot or stick strapped to your nose. Can be enhanced by pecking her asshole and saying "peck peck peck peck peck" constantly.
You know you did The Woodpecker right if her asshole looks like an tomato
You know you did The Woodpecker right if her asshole looks like an tomato
by ThisIsMyKingdomCum February 23, 2020
