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Wisconsin Butterfly

When a guy packs his semen into his own nose and then sneezes it onto the breasts of his partner.
I saw a guy in the Steak N Shake bathroom giving this chick a Wisconsin Butterfly. It got everywhere.
by viceroy of pickles July 3, 2014
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Russell Wilson

the Qb for the seahawks. He just won the Superbowl.

Hes a very decent QB, but he has the best defense behind him. Its a good thing to have that behind you, but he plays every drive like its the final one, so Russell gets my vote over RGIII and Andrew Luck.

its sad that his biggest Idol, Drew Fleas, gets in doggie position awaiting the awesome Wilson and the Seahawks D. (defense you freaks)

in January of 2013, he lost to the Atlanta Falcons. i take pride knowing my team is the only one who beaten Russell Wilson in the post season.

Rise Up
drunk 49ers Fan: We're not the New Orleans Aints! we got 5 rings!

Russell Wilson: and how many rings did you get in the past 5 years?

Drunk 49ers Fan: ..........
by b17 February 2, 2014
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Wisconsin Chrome

Duct tape. Named for likelyhood of being used for automobile repairs.
Johnny's car look's like crap ever since he lost his fender in that accident. I've never seen so much Wisconsin chrome in my life.
by chi_tom December 10, 2009
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Wilson Word

Something that only Wilson would dare say. The only other people who speak this word are not white. It is sometimes referred to as the "N" word. It is used only in the most unfriendly and menacing tone.
Did you hear what he said? No. He said the Wilson Word.
by FloppyHead March 30, 2021
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Jay Wilsoned

The act of taking something which has a legacy, and much loved following and destroying it.
by Arthur Widdle July 5, 2012
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Russell Wilson

Russell Carrington Wilson (born November 29, 1988) is an American football quarterback for the Seattle Seahawks of the National Football League (NFL). Wilson was selected by the Seahawks with the 12th pick in the third round (75th overall) of the 2012 NFL Draft.2
Drew Brees is his idol to look up to growing up.

Wilson played college football for the University of Wisconsin during the 2011 season, in which he set the single season FBS record for passing efficiency (191.8) and led the team to a Big Ten title and the 2012 Rose Bowl.3 Wilson received the Big Ten Quarterback of the Year award and was named a consensus first-team All-Big Ten and third-team All-American by Yahoo! Sports.4

Wilson played football and baseball for North Carolina State University before transferring to Wisconsin. In 2008, he was named the ACC Rookie of the Year in football and became the first freshman quarterback to receive first team All-ACC honors. Wilson also played minor league baseball for the Tri-City Dust Devils in 2010 and the Asheville Tourists in 2011 as a second baseman.5

Wilson signed a four-year, $2.99 million contract with the Seattle Seahawks on May 7, 2012 and was named the team's starting quarterback on August 26, 2012.67 In his rookie season Wilson led the Seahawks to a 11-5 regular season record and the divisional round of the NFL playoffs, and was voted the Pepsi NFL Rookie of the Year.89
Did you see that touchdown pass from Russel Wilson to Golden Tate in St. Louis?
Yeah, Russell Wilson is the man!
by David Faustino December 8, 2013
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Wilson things

Things you do with your Wilson when you have time alone.
"Finally! My roommate and his girlfriend won't be here this weekend."
"What are you going to do?"
"Wilson things"
by Mr. Moo January 16, 2006
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