Cashier: That'll be $37.50.
Consumer: The sign says "Up to 95% Off"!
Cashier: That's only on the items with a Yellow Dot!
Consumer: Well there's a Purple dot.
Cashier: That's why it's only 25% Off.
Me: You just have a case of wishlexia Mam.
Consumer: The sign says "Up to 95% Off"!
Cashier: That's only on the items with a Yellow Dot!
Consumer: Well there's a Purple dot.
Cashier: That's why it's only 25% Off.
Me: You just have a case of wishlexia Mam.
by SteveCory July 29, 2011
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A beautiful girl with jet black hair, Dark eyes like two ripe olives, and a skin tone the color of butter. She has the widest and brightest smile that puts any aching heart to rest. A kind soul that takes over you utterly and completely if she ever decides you are worthy of her time. She's the anchor to your wandering ship, the arrow to your knee (Skyrim reference), and the pillar you lean on when you tire.
If you don't watch out, you will desperately fall in love with her, but if you're lucky enough and shares your love back, you'd be the luckiest person alive.
Nonetheless, if you get on her bad side she can fuck you up. :)
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Nonetheless, if you get on her bad side she can fuck you up. :)
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