winkle weiser

The Winkle weiser refers to the male genitalia in a very discrete way. Because of this super secretive alternative version of the word, "penis", anyone of you and your friends may go about talking your dirty conversations blatantly in public.

"I wonder what he's got going on under there..."
"Oh, I know! His winkle weiser is superb!"

by jacksonkru December 8, 2014

winely

When you see a Winely your day will get better. When she smiles the wjope world lights up.Winely is the definition of beauty. Consider your self lucky if you met a Winely cause she is one of a kind.

Chris: Did you see Winely to day!
Ivan: yah, see looks good.

by countchris55 February 28, 2018

winkerpack

u/winkerpack refers to an Obese Florida man and Reddit user who gained a cult following from r/wallstreetbets leading to the creation of

r/winkerpack the reddit sub dedicated to making the wrong moves and losing money. The average user is astute in Robinhood options trading, but not much else.

I saw winkerpack with his mobility scooter broken down outside Wendys

by Dr. Mantis Toboggan April 13, 2021

winkless

If you say someone is winkless, it means there really (hip) and down to earth people.

Sup blud, youre well winkless

by james March 30, 2005

winklet

the cock, willy or pecker.

your winklet is up in my face.

by RPG Fangirl March 27, 2010

Wintellectual

A portmanteau of wit and intellectual. A wintellectual is a person who is in possession of both wit and intellect. It's a rare combination of human traits usually found in people who are either homosexuals; or heterosexuals who have experimented with homosexuality. They usually have a huge fan following on social networking sites like Facebook and Twitter and are often quoted by dullards and lesser beings for the purpose of getting laid. Wintellectuals are immensely erudite and articulate and have so much gravitas about them that every time they fart, it causes their fanboys to fap furiously.

Benjamin (Political Philosophy student at Oxford): Did you read Stephen Fry's amusing article in The Guardian about women and sexuality?

Maximus (Oriental Studies student at SOAS): Oh yes. I happen to follow him on Twitter. He tweeted a link to that. Must say he is one wintellectual ass bandit. fap fap fap.

by Grandmaster UZ December 3, 2010

Winklejohn

The act of using one's eyelashes to perform butterfly kisses on a pair of testicles.

Yo, you see that beefy dude over there that looks like he's been dining on Hamburger Helper non-stop for months? I've been dreaming of winklejohning him since he ambled into the foyer.

by Massive Sigh July 25, 2011