Wife

Sandwich Maker

Wife go make me a sandwich

by WhiteCrackerofN199ers January 4, 2018

Wife

v. (vulgar, colloquial) (often speculative, boasting) (bowdlerized slang) have sexual intercourse with. Especially used POS.

"I'm going to wife her". "I would wife her so hard". "I would wife Betty, but the whole time I'd be thinking about Wilma"

by BartelbyJones August 24, 2011

Wife

An acronym for Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.

"Wife's an acronym for wash, iron, fuck, etc." - Vakill

by Da shredder February 10, 2007

Wife

Whining, irritable, fucking, enigma

You know what the word wife stands for? Whining, irritable, fucking, enigma.

by ramborami December 30, 2016

Wife

Wife or that bitch that took the kids

fuck you Amand you dumb fucking bitch. I trusted you, I loved you. i wish you were never my wife. fuck you, you piece of shit. I wanted to have a family, and you just go and do that with Roy, I should have never trusted you. I'll never love again

by George bush 67 September 26, 2020

Wife

Portable Dishwasher

person one:hey my wife stopped working
person two: you mean your dishwasher?

by lumined May 19, 2018

Wife

A bitch who does all the work in house and cooks for you because your to tired of "working all day" to do it.

Hey you fucken bitch ass wife, make me a sandwich plz:)

by Dirty Daddy Dinosaur November 28, 2019